The Crisis of Masculinity

[version]

I'm a man and I don't feel particularly in crisis re: masculinity. I see a lot about it, but I don't feel it myself.

 

[william_kent]

although I don't want even want to get into the racist implications of the 'KNITTA PLEASE' guerilla knitting movement straight outta Dorking

 

[shakahislop]

the anti-consumerist and living in a squat bit of fight club was great but the getting into fights and joining a man cult bit was totally stupid

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm a man and I don't feel particularly in crisis re: masculinity. I see a lot about it, but I don't feel it myself.

The virgin masculinity-crisis-haver vs the chad masculinity-crisis-ignorer.

 

[Mr. Tea]

although I don't want even want to get into the racist implications of the 'KNITTA PLEASE' guerilla knitting movement straight outta Dorking

Shame on a knitter who try to run game on a knitter, etc. etc.

 

[shakahislop]

the only person i've ever met who kept going on and on about masculinity was an absolute berk

 

[shakahislop]

a blithering idiot

 

[william_kent]

Shame on a knitter who try to run game on a knitter, etc. etc.

ok, it's obvious you've never "stitched one dropped one" 'cos you not a real KNITTA, using the "K" word, you should be banned!

/jk
/s

 

[version]

the only person i've ever met who kept going on and on about masculinity was an absolute berk

Malelesbian?

 

[shakahislop]

he went to gabon to go on an ayuhasca trip and deliberately took a lot more than everyone else because he wanted to be the best at it

 

[shakahislop]

Malelesbian?

no i mean in real life. malelesbian isn't a berk

 

[shakahislop]

he has a girlfriend 15 years younger than him that he doesn't allow to eat when she wants to because they're always on some kind of fast

 

[version]

he went to gabon to go on an ayuhasca trip and deliberately took a lot more than everyone else because he wanted to be the best at it

Zhao?

 

[william_kent]

he has a girlfriend 15 years younger than him that he doesn't allow to eat when she wants to because they're always on some kind of fast

when I studied to be a cult leader, but realised that I did not have the charisma and ducked out because I couldn't persuade anyone to front for me ( I would have been the hidden hand ) , one lesson I learnt was diet is key - no protein, high sugar, keep them rushing but a crash is inevitable, that's when they'll willingly drink the "kool aid" ( although Jimmy Jones got away with an off brand, cheapskate cyanide laced knockoff, so "drinking the kool aid" is actually a fallacy, boring true fact )

 

[shakahislop]

when I studied to be a cult leader, but realised that I did not have the charisma and ducked out because I couldn't persuade anyone to front for me ( I would have been the hidden hand ) , one lesson I learnt was diet is key - no protein, high sugar, keep them rushing but a crash is inevitable, that's when they'll willingly drink the "kool aid" ( although Jimmy Jones got away with an off brand, cheapskate cyanide laced knockoff, so "drinking the kool aid" is actually a fallacy, boring true fact )

this dude did the jordan peterson diet. beef and salt only. i'm not joking.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Zhao?

Oh god, that's all too plausible.

 

[william_kent]

this dude did the jordan peterson diet. beef and salt only. i'm not joking.

the guy at the desk next to me at work talks about "ketoes" all the time - should `i be worried?

 

[Mr. Tea]

the guy at the desk next to me at work talks about "ketoes" all the time - should `i be worried?

The worst one of these has to be doing a "dirty bulk", which just sounds like eating baked potatoes until you catastrophically shit yourself.

 

[martin]

the guy at the desk next to me at work talks about "ketoes" all the time - should `i be worried?

It basically means he lives on fried chicken and Guinness. We've all been there.
You should only worry if he starts to shed 'ketones'. Those are the viral building blocks for monkeypox.

 

[Clinamenic]

The virgin masculinity-crisis-haver vs the chad masculinity-crisis-ignorer.

What about the asexual masculinity-crisis-sublator? Asking for a friend.