Bedbugs on the Victoria Line

[sufi]

a wonderful panic
i bet you scratched yourself as soon as you read this

 

[martin]

Apparently fire ants eat bed bugs, so just tip a bucket of them over your mattress and you should be fine.

Not surprised they targeted the Victoria Line, to be honest. The stink would knock a polecat sideways.

 

[version]

There was a rumour circulating someone had found a French forum post a few months back detailing a plan to unleash bed bugs on Paris.

 

[WashYourHands]

definitely itchy scratchy maybe add a plague of lice to bring on the hives

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

There was a rumour circulating someone had found a French forum post a few months back detailing a plan to unleash bed bugs on Paris.

A vital ingredient for bedbugacide came from Russia, now there's none left.

 

[version]

There was a rumour circulating someone had found a French forum post a few months back detailing a plan to unleash bed bugs on Paris.

It's probably bollocks, but funny/horrifying to consider.

 

[ghost]

You know what? I believe it completely. The timeline lines up. It's the same kind of feeling that you hear when someone describes a startup that's gonna be huge. The logic is clean, you don't know what to make of it exactly but you can't rule it out. And the commitment is unreasonable and infatiguable. It's real. I'm calling it now.