The weigh in
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Mr. Tea
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IdleRich
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Yeah that was me a while back. Up to Christmas I was as fit as I'd ever been, playing five-a-side footy for two hours every Monday (too long for that game really, last half hour everyone was just walking) and squash at least once a week. Squash is a really gruelling game and cos the guy I play is just a bit better than me it was perfect to improve my fitness.
Then at Christmas NY time I got this weird twinge in my groin which didn't exactly hurt but was a totally new unknown feeling to me. I knew something was wrong and sure enough.... one time I got up to go for a whizz and my stomach bulged out, was kinda surreal, next day I thought maybe was a dream.... but it wasn't a dream turned out to be a hernia. Spent ages trying to get it sorted here but so difficult to get anywhere. So I went from doing mad exercise to none, and cos I didn't wanna get fat I ate less and got really skinny and weedy. Now I finally had the op and I'm eating again but can't exercise for six weeks, I think soon gonna be fat as fuck.
Then at Christmas NY time I got this weird twinge in my groin which didn't exactly hurt but was a totally new unknown feeling to me. I knew something was wrong and sure enough.... one time I got up to go for a whizz and my stomach bulged out, was kinda surreal, next day I thought maybe was a dream.... but it wasn't a dream turned out to be a hernia. Spent ages trying to get it sorted here but so difficult to get anywhere. So I went from doing mad exercise to none, and cos I didn't wanna get fat I ate less and got really skinny and weedy. Now I finally had the op and I'm eating again but can't exercise for six weeks, I think soon gonna be fat as fuck.
IdleRich
IdleRich
I thought hernias only happened to old (alright even older) people but basically this was cos I was doing too much sport.
I can't wait to play football again but I know I'm gonna be afraid to tackle or even kick the ball properly on that side.
I know I'm making a fuss over something relatively minor - I mean I met my friend the other day and he told me that his wife went for a basic check-up and found she had inoperable brain cancer - but purely thinking of myself and my experience, as I tend to do let's be honest - it has been really shit in every way. Looked and felt disgusting (kept bulging out worse and worse plus made this grim squelching noise when pushed back in), stopped me doing all my favourite things and took aaaages to sort out.
I can't wait to play football again but I know I'm gonna be afraid to tackle or even kick the ball properly on that side.
I know I'm making a fuss over something relatively minor - I mean I met my friend the other day and he told me that his wife went for a basic check-up and found she had inoperable brain cancer - but purely thinking of myself and my experience, as I tend to do let's be honest - it has been really shit in every way. Looked and felt disgusting (kept bulging out worse and worse plus made this grim squelching noise when pushed back in), stopped me doing all my favourite things and took aaaages to sort out.
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Version's quite portly. When he moved in his house was on a hill.
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I'm not saying @thirdform is unhealthily fat but if you stuck a wick in his belly button and set it alight it would burn longer than he's expected to live.
luke told me that when he met you you were afraid to drink a single pint because you thought you would die.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Didn't Jordan Peterson end up hospitalized with a benzo addiction as a result of a sort of psychic tailspin that (according to him) began with the consumption of one pint of cider?
This is what happens when Canadians don't have to drink 10 bottles of bulmers with tory shaggers to endure their inanity. Their only redeeming feature, in fact.