Shitting your pants
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Mr. Tea
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0bleak
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I think it was about 10 years ago.
I had been living in Seattle for a while and so I went to Kentucky to visit family. At one point, we stopped at Gold Star Chili https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_chili
I think that's what somehow did it to me.
They were stopping somewhere on the way home from there - I think it was maybe one of those "home improvement" kind of stores like Home Depot or Lowe's... don't remember exactly or for what reason.
I elected to stay in the car.
Something came over me like a flash, and that was that...
I had been living in Seattle for a while and so I went to Kentucky to visit family. At one point, we stopped at Gold Star Chili https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_chili
I think that's what somehow did it to me.
They were stopping somewhere on the way home from there - I think it was maybe one of those "home improvement" kind of stores like Home Depot or Lowe's... don't remember exactly or for what reason.
I elected to stay in the car.
Something came over me like a flash, and that was that...
mixed_biscuits
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Yes but I was very very young. What do you expect me to be, the Mozart of toilet training?
william_kent
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in the style of "WILLIAM_KENT":
a few years ago I was stood at the major bus terminus in Manchester City centre, just waiting for the cheap bus, when I heard a chorus of "yuck? what the fuck? argh" etc., and I looked at where the crowd were staring and there was a lady street drinker hugging a fellow street drinker outside GREGGS but she was oblivious to the pale brown river of shit flowing from her anus down her right side inner thigh, the too tight pale blue jeans made the baby shit brown stream stand out
I saw her a few days later in the city centre when one of her kids had been released into her custody, a loving mother
the whole episode reminded me of my one time neighbour who had multiple kids in care, every so often a social worker would turn up and let her see one of the tykes for a couple of hours, but the social worker's visits were not as frequent as the guy in the JAGUAR, when her flatmate, a little Indian lady, who I would sometimes see at the side of the road in stockings and a little leather miniskirt waiting for a car to slow down before she hopped in ( how to say she was ON THE GAME without saying? ) , would leave the flat and go on a mission, and one time the flatmate knocked at my door, while the JAGUAR was parked outside and asked me if she could use the bathroom so I let her in and she produced a fucking huge bag of smack and a kitchen knife and started loading grams of SMACK from the big swinging Jaguar owner dick's bag into her "top sliced" baggie - obviously this was before this week's REBRANDING of JaGUar where BRAND DIRECTOR Santino Pietrosanti "broke down barriers in a feat of fearless creativity" and pissed off the Clarkson TOP GEAR dickheads
I'm feeling she had the TOP GEAR, she skimmed enough out of the Jaguar owner's score
a few years ago I was stood at the major bus terminus in Manchester City centre, just waiting for the cheap bus, when I heard a chorus of "yuck? what the fuck? argh" etc., and I looked at where the crowd were staring and there was a lady street drinker hugging a fellow street drinker outside GREGGS but she was oblivious to the pale brown river of shit flowing from her anus down her right side inner thigh, the too tight pale blue jeans made the baby shit brown stream stand out
I saw her a few days later in the city centre when one of her kids had been released into her custody, a loving mother
the whole episode reminded me of my one time neighbour who had multiple kids in care, every so often a social worker would turn up and let her see one of the tykes for a couple of hours, but the social worker's visits were not as frequent as the guy in the JAGUAR, when her flatmate, a little Indian lady, who I would sometimes see at the side of the road in stockings and a little leather miniskirt waiting for a car to slow down before she hopped in ( how to say she was ON THE GAME without saying? ) , would leave the flat and go on a mission, and one time the flatmate knocked at my door, while the JAGUAR was parked outside and asked me if she could use the bathroom so I let her in and she produced a fucking huge bag of smack and a kitchen knife and started loading grams of SMACK from the big swinging Jaguar owner dick's bag into her "top sliced" baggie - obviously this was before this week's REBRANDING of JaGUar where BRAND DIRECTOR Santino Pietrosanti "broke down barriers in a feat of fearless creativity" and pissed off the Clarkson TOP GEAR dickheads
I'm feeling she had the TOP GEAR, she skimmed enough out of the Jaguar owner's score
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Guys, I'm having my dinner here.
william_kent
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this documentary about HEROIN ABUSE in Bulgaria has a harrowing "non-consensual?' anal sex anecdote:
INVISIBLE 3 / 6
"we gathered the doormats and lay down.
I started touching her.
At some point she started well, she had her eyes closed.
She was pretending to sleep, but she's breathing like this..huh..huh..huh and pretending to be asleep, can you imagine?
I was poking her but...she wasn't resisting though...
I go 'TURN OVER' but she won't though, she's pretending to be asleep, I turned her over. I pulled her pants off, and she started breathing even heavier. I touched her ass...
AND I FELT IT."
- FELT WHAT?
"well, it was something like a patch of dried mud"
INVISIBLE 3 / 6
"we gathered the doormats and lay down.
I started touching her.
At some point she started well, she had her eyes closed.
She was pretending to sleep, but she's breathing like this..huh..huh..huh and pretending to be asleep, can you imagine?
I was poking her but...she wasn't resisting though...
I go 'TURN OVER' but she won't though, she's pretending to be asleep, I turned her over. I pulled her pants off, and she started breathing even heavier. I touched her ass...
AND I FELT IT."
- FELT WHAT?
"well, it was something like a patch of dried mud"
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
No doubt she had one of those fashionable "baggy" heroin bumholes.
william_kent
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he does say "it covered a pretty wide perimeter"
Mr. Tea
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Which prompts the question: how many "baggies" do you have to do before you get "baggy"?
william_kent
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but yeah, I recommend that INVISIBLE documentary for an example of BURROUGHS worship gone seriously wrong
Mr. Tea
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Invisible Shitties
william_kent
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The place of dead turds
william_kent
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when I had a really good ratio on karagarga, before I lost my internet for 6 months and they rescinded my account, I could download all sorts of media, and the trick to getting a good ratio was to seed whatever was number one in the charts, and that is how I ended up with a clip of Larry Clark, the "kids" dude interviewing various hopefuls for a porno and some emo kid said he'd like to fuck a MILF and Larry made it happen, except the anal scene went wrong and a shit show ensued
Larry obviously never read the interviews I, that is if I was WILLIAM KENT, have read where various "starlets" explain "never drink coffee the day before, or on the day of, an anal scene"
Larry obviously never read the interviews I, that is if I was WILLIAM KENT, have read where various "starlets" explain "never drink coffee the day before, or on the day of, an anal scene"
Mr. Tea
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Is there literally anything that's disgusting and sleazy that
william_kent
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says the instigator of the "pervert of the day" thread?
it's all love
I love you all, etc
WE ARE FAMILY!
WE FLOCK TOGETHER LIKE BIRDS OF A FEATHER!
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
You'll notice I've only posted news stories there, not personal anecdotes!
william_kent
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ditto