I once had an RAF issued "receiver" that I used to tune in to shortwave broadcasts from the USA - my favourite frequency featured a series of shows featuring VIKING INVESTMENTS - WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN YOU WILL APPRECIATE INVESTING IN OUR GOLD COINS, followed by WILLIAM COOPER - IN THE TIME OF THE HOUR, where Bill would tell us about seeing UFO while he was in the Navy, about how when he visited Las Vegas there was a pyramid themed casino and that was ILLUMINATI, and then he would read like the slow kid in class from various documents, and then end the show by trying to sell us his grains because WHEN THE SHIT HITSTHE FAN you'll going to need to grow corn, but the highlight would be the final show by Kurt Saxon, the "poor man's James Bond", a three fingered survivalist from Arkanas, who would tell us WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN you need a 9mm under your pillow, a shotgun by the door, and an AK to take the gold coins and grain off of those dickheads who believed the idiots who presented the shows beforehand