corpsey self deprecation greatest quotes

[mvuent]

a red faced beefsteak beans on toast Francophobe

Pawn of the satanic landowner. Meat slab faced and quick to anger

A confused peasant who's read too much and too little. Caliban with the look of Levi Bellfield.

Tries it on with the heroine. Stammering through a Shakespearean sonnet, mispronouncing all the words, holding a wilted flower in the other hand.

Piteous but laughable and disgusting. Get them out of this story before it loses all dignity.

There was a video of me dancing at a UK funky party in Bristol which was a road to Damascus document that forced me to lose weight.

Hawaian shirt, visible gut, screaming like a howler monkey because the DJs playing crazy cousins

Tie round the head, sweat-drenched shirt bursting open to disgorge hairy flab, screaming when the DJ drops "September", relatives of the bride escorting their kids to the exits.

I just can't shift this massive beer gut that I've accumulated over decades

I basically just want to annoy and hurt people because I'm so alienated from them that I'm desperate for confirmation that I exist.

 

[mvuent]

the best writer on dissensus?

 

[Clinamenic]

A feat of archival genius, putting to shame even the shrewd and tireless work of @version

 

[Clinamenic]

Is Corpsey the Leopold Bloom of late-stage capitalism? Mr Jack Law wanked with relish to the pelvic thrusts of Ukrainian e-girls.

 

[Clinamenic]

As it happens his fleshlight is named Penelope

 

[mvuent]

A feat of archival genius, putting to shame even the shrewd and tireless work of @version

really hoping version has more deep cuts

 

[version]

Is Corpsey the Leopold Bloom of late-stage capitalism? Mr Jack Law wanked with relish to the pelvic thrusts of Ukrainian e-girls.

Elmer Fudd with hair and minus the speech impediment.

 

[Clinamenic]

really hoping version has more deep cuts

That would make me unspeakably happy, if version rose to the occasion and unearthed even danker snippets

 

[version]

My taste is very pliable, which I often consider a flaw

 

[Clinamenic]

Basically Corpsey has spontaneously and unknowingly written the Diapsalmata of the Onlyfans era, and it is our sacred exegetic task to compile these aphorisms.

 

[Benny Bunter]

Sausage and brown sauce sandwich (Sainsbury's)

Maltesers

About to eat some weetabix

Probably don't deserve to live

 

[line b]

I hate him so much

 

[sus]

I'm an Eeyore type, prematurely decrepit

Natural depressive/pessimist tendencies combined with perpetual celibacy

I'm a very self involved person so it's important for me to remember that I'm NOT the most interesting person alive from time to time.

lazy, indecisive and cowardly (three of my better features).

I am as Luka says "a weasel of a man. A subhuman."

I hate people in ornate waistcoats and yet I regret that I'll never wear one

A very weak will, my Tragic flaw

 

[sus]

Not as good as mvuents but it does help fill in a few gaps.

 

[sus]

I second Stan. Corpsey elevates sloth to an artform. He is determined to be a layabout even when it would be easier to rise to the occasion. A place in the archive is just

 

[GhostofKinski]

I love that he loves chess & has the humility if I do say so myself that can appreciate the lesson of getting pummeled by your opponent,…who, to get deep,, is yerself

 

[shiels]

Stop kink-shaming his shame-kink he enjoys it too much

 

[shiels]

I hate him so much

As the only one who's met him in person I can confidently say you'd think differently if you did too. I was cross-eyed on MDMA at the time but I dont see why that should matter

 

[Clinamenic]

I hate him so much

Why? Aside from all the obvious reasons, that is.

 

[sus]

@Corpsey come take a great american roadtrip and visit all the dudes. Prove your humanity. Show yourself worthy of salvation. Three stops, New York Chicago San Francisco Bay