favourite headline ever

[william_kent]

shit, just realise we're operating on multiple fronts here

this reminds me of when i was about 8 years old and i pulled a tantrum until my parents caved in and bought me a copy of Hugh Trevor `Roper's "HITLERS WAR DIRECTIVES"

trying to cope with posts on two threads is hard enough, but imagine if you are trying to wage a war on two fronts?

 

[Clinamenic]

You’re up against someone who is presently reading Machiavelli, mind you.

 

[william_kent]

You’re up against someone who is presently reading Machiavelli, mind you.

I'm not up against anyone, mind you

I'M ALL ABOUT LOVE

 

[william_kent]

PEACE

LOVE

love you STAN

 

[Mr. Tea]

I love this place.

 

[version]

Matt Hardy: Vince McMahon Once Told Me It’s Human Instinct To Want To Eat Someone In A Wheelchair

 

[Mr. Tea]

Matt Hardy: Vince McMahon Once Told Me It’s Human Instinct To Want To Eat Someone In A Wheelchair

I image that a careful de-shelling procedure has to be done first, like when you're served whole prawns.

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[mixed_biscuits]

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Protest does work!

 

[william_kent]

Vandal sprays penises around potholes in West Sussex village​

more for the pictures:

 

[version]

'Unsettling photo appears to show RFK Jr. with barbequed carcass of dog'

 

[Mr. Tea]

'Unsettling photo appears to show RFK Jr. with barbequed carcass of dog'

Alternatively, one for the Morris/Ianucci thread.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Hippopotamuses can become airborne for substantial periods of time, researchers discover

The mammals, which weigh up to 8,000Ibs, can often leave the ground when moving fast, which differs to other animals like rhinos and elephants.

news.sky.com

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Hippopotamuses can become airborne for substantial periods of time, researchers discover

The mammals, which weigh up to 8,000Ibs, can often leave the ground when moving fast, which differs to other animals like rhinos and elephants.

news.sky.com

Technically that makes them birds.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Wow, Starmer hasn't even lasted as long as Truss! Odd choice to replace him, too, although at least it'll shake things up a bit, I suppose.

 

[IdleRich]

"Tucker Carlson lost his platform but crucially he still has Donald Trump’s ear"

Guess he picked it up after it got shot off.

 

[IdleRich]

Not a headline exactly but for some reason keep seeing these ads

Did you buy a vehicle on PCP/HP finance between 2007 & 2021? You might be able to reclaim hidden fees. Check your car's reg in 2 mins to see if you're eligible

Personally I think it's your own fault if you were too fucked on PCP to read the small print.