BAD PUNS: Breaking News, Lies, Gossip, etc

[nomadologist]

they brew a lot of their own beer there. the house range is ok on the whole, but not amazing.
the porter, however, is great and the session bitter is really quite decent, too.
the guest beers are often very good and they also have some killer imported lagers, especially the hell lager which, contrary to what the name might suggest, is actually very light, tasty and not at all street-fighting mental.

as a pub it's a bit too bright, beard and sandalsy and lacks a bit in atmosphere, but there's also a very good pool table and it's on my way home from work, so i occasionally drop in there.

"Hell" means light in German

Helles Vollbier =light lager

 

[stelfox]

i know!

 

[mos dan]

i have this as my facebook status today:

"Dan is stunned that the EMF have had to bail out the Hungarian economy as well now, with a rescue package estimated to be in the region of $25bn. Unbelievable."

none of my friends think it's funny. i think it's the best thing i've ever ever come up with. are they wrong or am i?

 

[Mr. Tea]

i have this as my facebook status today:

"Dan is stunned that the EMF have had to bail out the Hungarian economy as well now, with a rescue package estimated to be in the region of $25bn. Unbelievable."

none of my friends think it's funny. i think it's the best thing i've ever ever come up with. are they wrong or am i?

Pffft, no you're right, it's quite good.

 

[mos dan]

thank you, i knew i could count on some dissensian back-up! ha.

 

[Mr. Tea]

"My wife was assaulted by a marsupial in a zoo in Malaysia!"

"Kuala Lumpur?"

"Nah, she got bitten by a possum."

 

[STN]

you dreadful man

 

[viktorvaughn]

i have this as my facebook status today:

"Dan is stunned that the EMF have had to bail out the Hungarian economy as well now, with a rescue package estimated to be in the region of $25bn. Unbelievable."

none of my friends think it's funny. i think it's the best thing i've ever ever come up with. are they wrong or am i?

I'm being thick!...what's the jest??

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm being thick!...what's the jest??

Once-popular beat combo EMF had a hit with 'Unbelievable', innit. And EMF sounds a bit like IMF.

 

[viktorvaughn]

Once-popular beat combo EMF had a hit with 'Unbelievable', innit. And EMF sounds a bit like IMF.

Ah right...I see.

 

[IdleRich]

See also

http://www.dissensus.com/showthread.php?t=8392

 

[ifp]

Man who Snatched Wig will have Toupee

 

[andrewdigits]

Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.

Sorry!

 

[Tentative Andy]

I walked past a hairdressers the other day called The Lunatic Fringe. It raised a smile.

 

[Slothrop]

I was trying to verify the existance of a kebab shop called "Halal, is it meat you're looking for" when I came across these people:
http://www.lordofthefries.com.au/

 

[mos dan]

Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.

Sorry!

oooooooooooh that one stings!! so wrong, but so right.