Rural Mysteries of the North Fork Polygon

[noel emits]

These Meadow Vista Ghost Deer were photographed eating ghost roses and ghost fruit trees. They also walked with a noticable limp. (2003)

Were these rocks altered by the original Polygonians? Or is this the natural result of unnatural forces?

http://www.ruralmysteries.com/index.html

 

[Mr. Tea]

http://www.ruralmysteries.com/index.html

I love how the first paragraph on the index page has a link to, er, the index page. That's quality web design.

But who cares about web design when you've got ROBOTS:

Noel, this site is great! How did you come across it?

 

[noel emits]

That was going to be my new avatar but it didn't scale very well.

I mean this:

The site looks like it's ostensibly for kids but there's some kind of off-key stuff in there as well.

Gopher Mutilations: This Meadow Vista Gopher was apparently either gnawed-on or "probed" prior to being dropped a great distance onto its' back. (2004)

I think I've discovered a new genre of shonky comedy-hauntological website.

 

[noel emits]

Noel, this site is great! How did you come across it?

It's a mystery.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Through what I can only assume to be the agency of Jungian synchronicity, I was reading a book yesterday that mentioned the Oregon Vortex...