hall of shame: garbled expressions

[John Bitumen]

from the warranty document of my car:

"If the vehicle has been modified or changed in a manor not authorised.."

with correction:

"in a manner"

(wankers)

 

[Tentative Andy]

Hahaha!

Well y'know, the document could just have been written by a Cockney geezer...

 

[Ness Rowlah]

Zavvi shits up shop for good

 

[Sick Boy]

For the win:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=""></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

 

[crackerjack]

For the win:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=""></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Much LOL

 

[faustus]

For the win:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=""></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

yikes

 

[Sick Boy]

Only Fox News' "Love Doctor" would not know the commonly understood usage of the term "fisting".