thats basically the story i got toldCorpse was at the carvery and got a tap on the shoulder... "Excuse me, mate. Are you Corpsey of Dissensus fame? Can I get a quick pic? Cheers, mate. The family's never gonna believe this."
Jesus, Rich.Totally. even in that picture, just because his right arm is cut off by the bottom of the pic, I am assuming that immediately below that it kinda curls round from the wrist and the fingers are lovingly wrapped around a sort of semi-hard (or semi-flaccid... or I suppose that's the same thing really?) dobber which has loads of red, sore patches on it and maybe even some missing skin or scabs and... actually I don't mean to be insulting or whatever, sorry Corpsey, I apologise, I got caught up in the moment....
@Corpsey looks pretty comfortable for an ambusheewell this is what is so special about the photo. he was taken by ambush.
You think that was a bit mean? You're right, I am sorry Corpsey; Luka was saying all that stuff, basically egging me on and I got carried away, I really didn't mean to pile on, that kind of bullying is the worst and I feel truly guilty now. I know you would never do that (by which I mean get your penis out and start slowly and erotically caressing it and then stroking up and down the shaft and so on - possibly rolling back the foreskin, I dunno, depends if you are circumcised I guess. Although like I just said it wouldn't depend on that at all cos you definitely wouldn't do it) at a carvery, and definitely not at a finger buffet either I would assume. Also it was wrong of to imply that your old chap would be all manky like that with scabs and running sores and the like (in fact I didn't even mention running sores which is good cos I am sure that you don't have them) - I bet it's nice and clean and well maintained for maximum wanking pleasure. So, yeah, many apologies for that.Jesus, Rich.
Do you believe this chance meeting has opened the flood gates for corpse and its only a matter of time until he comes round your way for a pint?yeah shiels said he tirned white as a ghost at first but later shiels worked his charm and corpsey started to relax
im hoping. all you can do is hope.Do you believe this chance meeting has opened the flood gates for corpse and its only a matter of time until he comes round your way for a pint?