Gus's Top 100 Bootlickin' Nonce Anthems

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or as some say 'the jungle to messi's drum and bass'

 

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Isn't Ronaldo super technically drilled and Messi has this intuitive sprezzaturra or nah. I don't watch soccer

 

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I got chucked off the golf course near the magic tree when I was taking some people to see it. This bloke zoomed round me on his cart and ordered me off.

That was Tea on his day off.

 

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Isn't Ronaldo super technically drilled and Messi has this intuitive sprezzaturra or nah. I don't watch soccer

I think ronaldo is the otherworldy athlete jock type, the chad, while messi is the technical vitruoso

 

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Messi's the artist, Ronaldo's the robot.

 

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Ok whoever isn't a neoliberal robot

 

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Linebaugh's scrambling the dyad.

 

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If you studied flash cards to get a perfect SAT score you're out

 

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If you ended a romantic relationship to focus on your law school homework you're also disqualified

 

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Isn't Ronaldo super technically drilled and Messi has this intuitive sprezzaturra or nah. I don't watch soccer

everything I know about soccer I learned a couple months ago reading twitter comments for this picture

 

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If you still structure every piece of longform writing like a five-paragraph essay

 

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If you buy $7.99 bottles of juiced vegetables each morning to get your "complete nutrient package"

 

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If you studied flash cards to get a perfect SAT score you're out

what was your SAT score btw? @Clinamenic ?

 

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The miracle of Mozart is he was a simpleton so all the technical drilling in the world couldn't sap his pastoral charisma. That was my take at age 11 watching Amadeus, I have no idea how it squares against reality

 

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what was your SAT score btw? @Clinamenic ?

I didn't know how the test was structured I was very confused with all the segments and printed stop signs and ended up taking a brief nap because I thought it was over but there were several more sections?

 

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But I never once touched a flash card I'm very proud of that. We all need something we can hold our head up high about

 

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when I was 14 and learning guitar I thought this was the coolest video I had ever seen

He's like they made Yoshimitsu from Tekken into a bluesman.

 

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Michael Jackson wearing a V mask and Robert Crumb's hat.

 

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harajuku blues man will be the next wave of early aughts nostailgia to sweep the nation

 

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Oasis are the greatest rock and roll band of all time.

rock n roll after 1968 is nonce music. stop with your west ham sucking up to Mancs nonce apologia.