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good morning dissensusers, today i impart most of what i learnt at university. serves 1 ingredients 2 slices of wholemeal bread 1 x 200g tin of heinz spaghetti 6 slices of german salami sausage some reggae reggae sauce some butter cooking instructions heat the spaghetti in a saucepan whilst...

hello everybody! do you feel like the best days of your life are behind you, with the memory of happier times forever threatening to landslide over your uninspiring present? or not? i'd be interested to hear your views....

next weekend i am having dinner with my new girlfriend's parents. i haven't met them before and i thought that i would break the ice by telling an amusing anecdote. unfortunately at this time i cannot think of a cuddly, inoffensive word for vagina. something in the realms of willy or dobber...