sadmanbarty
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6 foot 4 and full of muscles
Craner's Top 100
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- a guy called oliver a wonderful selection by a wonderful man an awful selection by an awful man an awful tag by an anonymous arse an oliver supreme apotheosis of maria babe it's ok balls of woe blimey call him mr raider call him mr crane citizen's advice coltrane's crescent corpsey's law craner hunting season craner the azerbaijani diplomat craner vs. woebot craner's a nonce craner's chode cranes fly with necks outstretched cranes in the sky cranonical cums in a sock erotic joy fat jim free version he's not fat... anymore jovial jim julian assange momentous please come back shagging slim jim tafkaj the artist formally known as fat jim the crane the craner spring the resurrection of craner the soul crane version is an anonymous arse version is awful version was not the culprit version's knob dissapears like his posts versions got a microwinky welsh secret technology what's up doc? yacht fascism
sadmanbarty
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YEEEESSSS!!!!!
sadmanbarty
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he's replying!
craner
Beast of Burden
99.
Alice Coltrane With Strings, 'Galaxy in Satchidananda'
I have a very high tolerance threshold for this kind of thing. One thing people don't know about me is that I have a very secret, carefully hidden cosmic and mystical side to me which I have to constantly supress. I was once dragged to some Mind Body Spirit convention and was reluctantly put into a spiritual massage (actually it wasn't that reluctant because the spiritual masseuse was quite fit) only to be told that I had "strong psychic powers" and "a very open Third Eye". I mean, I knew this already, but didn't want to admit it to myself. Like, for example, when Luka is in pain, I know it, I can sense it. I don't do anything about it because I'm a materialist bastard, but I know it's happening. When I get to the next realm, when I make it to the Galaxy in Satchidananda, maybe I'll give him a bell when he's feeling sad.
Alice Coltrane was a genius. This is heavy gear. It goes crazy late on, starts throwing in big shocks of sound out of the ether, to throw you off course as you head into the vista, the realms, the Galaxy. On a good day, this is how feel inside. If you play this very loud, it sounds like heavy metal.
On a more earthly note, I also love the cover art.
Alice Coltrane With Strings, 'Galaxy in Satchidananda'
I have a very high tolerance threshold for this kind of thing. One thing people don't know about me is that I have a very secret, carefully hidden cosmic and mystical side to me which I have to constantly supress. I was once dragged to some Mind Body Spirit convention and was reluctantly put into a spiritual massage (actually it wasn't that reluctant because the spiritual masseuse was quite fit) only to be told that I had "strong psychic powers" and "a very open Third Eye". I mean, I knew this already, but didn't want to admit it to myself. Like, for example, when Luka is in pain, I know it, I can sense it. I don't do anything about it because I'm a materialist bastard, but I know it's happening. When I get to the next realm, when I make it to the Galaxy in Satchidananda, maybe I'll give him a bell when he's feeling sad.
Alice Coltrane was a genius. This is heavy gear. It goes crazy late on, starts throwing in big shocks of sound out of the ether, to throw you off course as you head into the vista, the realms, the Galaxy. On a good day, this is how feel inside. If you play this very loud, it sounds like heavy metal.
On a more earthly note, I also love the cover art.
sadmanbarty
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a twist in the tail! this unbelievable!
in his 100th entry we're going to find out he was dead all along or he's keiser soze.
in his 100th entry we're going to find out he was dead all along or he's keiser soze.
sadmanbarty
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he truly is the noel edmunds of dissensus. what a gift.
sadmanbarty
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jedi
sadmanbarty
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has he really railed against something in the past? not keen on bowie was he?
would he post something like that just to blow our minds?
would he post something like that just to blow our minds?
sadmanbarty
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what a beautiful ending though.
craner, god bless you. this has been a hell of a journey. we've learned a lot about you and about ourselves. i'll never forget this night. amongst friends and rivals through trials and tribulations we are united in awe and devotion.
a wonderful list by a wonderful man.
craner, god bless you. this has been a hell of a journey. we've learned a lot about you and about ourselves. i'll never forget this night. amongst friends and rivals through trials and tribulations we are united in awe and devotion.
a wonderful list by a wonderful man.
craner
Beast of Burden
It's been hard. There have been ups and downs, like there always is in life. I've learned a lot about myself and about all of you. Love makes you do crazy things. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. No news means good news, touch wood.
I don't keep things I don't love. Things I like go straight in the bin. Things I love stay.
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.