Another supermarket issue - people on checkouts who ask "do you need any help packing" (and it's always "do you need" with these ones, with the implicit questioning of your ability to perform a basic task like putting things in a bag, never "do you want" ) and when you say "no," take it as a challenge to shove everything through the till so fast that you can't keep up, and then sit there looking smug while you finish cramming stuff into your bag. "I bet you wish you'd accepted my offer of help now, don't you? That'll be £17.83 please."
Another supermarket issue - people on checkouts who ask "do you need any help packing" (and it's always "do you need" with these ones, with the implicit questioning of your ability to perform a basic task like putting things in a bag, never "do you want" ) and when you say "no," take it as a challenge to shove everything through the till so fast that you can't keep up, and then sit there looking smug while you finish cramming stuff into your bag. "I bet you wish you'd accepted my offer of help now, don't you? That'll be £17.83 please."
The trick's to say "no thanks".
If it happens again, just fuck around back. It's only a shop. Put each item in its own separate carrier bag and spend ages thumbing around for loose change, that should piss someone off.
The whole bloody "live earth" thread.
I'm not even sure it's intentional, to be honest. Like the thread title says, it's pointless.The trick's to say "no thanks".
If it happens again, just fuck around back. It's only a shop. Put each item in its own separate carrier bag and spend ages thumbing around for loose change, that should piss someone off.
I fucking love those crazy voredoming fuckers!
Anyone else feeling LSD March and Les Rallizes Denudes?