I, unfortunately, (that’s the autobiography title sorted then..) find it easy to be smart-arsed and cynical, so in this instance I’ll refrain. Luka & I recently took part in a portion of (ultimately light-hearted) jousting that came close to overstepping the mark. Mirroring the spirit of this here thread, I feel compelled to chip in. I've previously remarked on my disapproval of latent homophobia (No Homo –urgh), hence, as a simpleton opposed to bigotry in all its forms – generally but not exclusively more pertinent to my personal circumstances – I feel the need to address self-made comments which may quite understandably have been assumed xenophobic. Luka your current whereabouts, whilst of course completely irrelevant, were a sitting duck when in truth I was offended by your directionless yet general griping. Yes, you were fucking up and I felt the need to slap you back down. However there are appropriate ways and means. Things can often get a bit dry, so occasionally I try to inject a degree of humour. Problem is – as Baboon rightly points out – a one-sided joke just ain’t funny. My bad. Hand of friendship, hopefully unnecessarily, extended. Yours is a grown- man move. Good luck with it brother.