RAP LYRIC COMPETITION (a)

[luka]

my expertism is lyricism my flow will take you over like it was hypnotism

 

[luka]

if you wanna brawl im the mighty thor clotheslining motherfuckers like steven segal

 

[luka]

i have to go to work now. im much rather sit here and think of funny rap lyrics tho....

 

[Sick Boy]

she say she wish she could cut my dick off and take it with her
i said hold up
she said I'm just playing
then I falls into that pussy like quicksand

 

[Sick Boy]

I done lost my keys
boy, i swear
I tell you there's some bullshit here

 

[mistersloane]

sloane i done a special ed lyirc but the pinnochios nose one is from someone else. .

I clicked on the wrong one in my frenzy of answering, the Special Ed one is the dog and frog and solid-gold-bone thing, this one. Haven't heard it for ages, it sounds great

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[mistersloane]

I'll cut your ass in half and leave you with a semicolon.

I don't know who that is but it's amazing.

 

[daddek]

who the fuck you think you fucking with im the fucking boss

rick ross!
The "mcs need a tissue" one was driving me crazy so i cheated.

 

[gumdrops]

lyrical gas spittin the criminal tactics
Non-believers get my dick and genitals backwards

 

[outraygeous]

Sold a lonely only child an imaginary enemy

I could of rolled with the first line but that would of given it away. Anyway, that line there I find so sinister

Check the bars - y'all ready know

 

[gumdrops]

Don't be a jerk and get smoked over being resistant
'cos when I lick shots the shits is persistent

this song has so many brilliant lyrics its stupid.

 

[CrowleyHead]

everybody let's agree that MCs need a tissue

Craig Mack. Hilariously enough, that's in reference to Black Moon, and when you think about it... so true.

"That's a fucked up way to die, that's a fucked up way to die. Now you're dead."

 

[daddek]

Craig Mack. Hilariously enough, that's in reference to Black Moon, and when you think about it... so true.

thats gone over my head. what's the reference?

im shaping your braaiin liike potterrrrryyy...
All over the track.

 

[routes]

we need to not come out with nuttin new
blew the whole shit up on some what dis button do

 

[daddek]

we need to not come out with nuttin new
blew the whole shit up on some what dis button do

doom?

 

[routes]

^yep

your weed got more seeds than odb

we need a whole thread for weed-disses.

 

[Corpsey]

fuck a benz cos i can pull hoes on a pedal bike

Big L - ''L's the rebel type.... something something something... fuck a benz cos i can pull skinz on a pedal bike''

'Put It On' maybe?

Nobody will ever identify mine ''Life's a bitch Imma take on an expensive vacation''


Anyway I wanted to post the video cos I'd forgotten this tune existed.

How about this one:

''_____ is the ultimate executioner's dream, swinging the guillotine,
cos whenever the human head is severed with a sharp enough weapon,
the brain remains constant for ten seconds,
long enough for me to give you one last message and when you get to hell,
you can tell lucifer i said it''

here's an easy as shit one

''up in the middle of little italy little did we know that we riddled two middle men who didn't do diddly''

''i get so blunted off the funny home grown,
cos when i smoke out i hit the trees harder than sonny bono''

''we at the weed gate, waiting for jake,
we split eight ravioli bags, two thirsty villains yelling belly ache''

 

[luka]

shaping your brain like pottery is monch from bring it on off th stress album.
dont be a jerk and get smoked is biggie fom gimmie the loot
corspey is quoting the same canibus lyric from buckingham palace i did and th same big pun middlemen one...

 

[luka]

the Overloridan, playing MCs like an old accoridan

picture me working Mcdonalds, id rather pull a mac on you sorry Miss Jackson but im packing

i saw the judge he was a brother, he said how do you plead? i said NOT GUILTY MOTHERFUCKER

 

[Corpsey]

corspey is quoting the same canibus lyric from buckingham palace i did and th same big pun middlemen one...

D'OH