Fuck Valentine's Day

[slowtrain]

I'm glad I opened this thread, I just invited a girl around to my house. Luckily I didn't tell her my plan was to brag about eating 3 bowls of stir-fry, offer her the leftovers and then drink beer and play Mario Kart.

I will go out and pick some flowers.

 

[Mr. Tea]

And they say romance is dead.

 

[baboon2004]

MY GOD THIS IS AWFUL.

 

[Mr. Tea]

MY GOD THIS IS AWFUL.

Are you being subjected to workplace horrors?

 

[e/y]

annually turning out to be a pretty shit day, so agree with Tea's OP.

 

[craner]

I'm having a super day.

 

[mistersloane]

MY GOD THIS IS AWFUL.

I thought it was a nice pig's head.

 

[yyaldrin]

Got 365 days a year to trouble yourself over love don't see why I should get myself worked up over this day, it's just February 14 for me.

@}-,-`-

 

[baboon2004]

Are you being subjected to workplace horrors?

no, just being melodramatic. in fact i've barely noticed VD at all. i've yet to even see a smug face.

in a way i feel cheated.

 

[critch]

i'm staying in tonight but have a date tomorrow. the fuck is with that?

 

[Slothrop]

i'm staying in tonight but have a date tomorrow. the fuck is with that?

She's probably spending tonight with her husband.

 

[Mr. Tea]

i'm staying in tonight but have a date tomorrow. the fuck is with that?

CrAzY!!!!

 

[critch]

She's probably spending tonight with her husband.

That's the only conclusion I can draw. What a game gal.

 

[Mr. Tea]

She's probably spending tonight with her husband.

Or has a session with her case worker.

 

[Sectionfive]

 

[craner]

I like the Ted Danson line in the batchelor party at the beginning of Three Men and a Baby, which is full of beautiful 80s New York women: "I'm in love. In a generic sense."

It's the way he delivers it, I suppose.

 

[craner]

I always wish my entanglements were like Romancing the Stone but they always end up being Basic Instinct.

 

[slowtrain]

I spent yesterday seeing a total of zero female creatures.

I went to bed really early because I was sick.

I have a date tonight.

We are going to watch Wild at Heart and I will bake something amazing.

 

[Leo]

http://www.egotripland.com/the-losers-seat-anti-valentines-day-soul-mix/

 

[luka]

http://www.egotripland.com/the-losers-seat-anti-valentines-day-soul-mix/
best valentines mix.