AIN'T NOBODY VERSUS I FEEL FUR YOU

AIN'T NOBODY VERSUS I FEEL FUR YOU


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craner

Beast of Burden
It was hilarious when Cameron picked 'Eton Rifles' on Desert Island Discs explaining that it was like an anthem for him and his chums at school. Paul 'Modfather' Weller's spluttering fury was priceless.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
we lost our titans. it'd be like if jesus stopped doing miracles to show he's relatable.

This is all wrong - Jesus WAS Ed Sheeran.

God humbling himself by appearing as humble carpenter's son.

Sheeran is the spirit of pop manifesting itself in an average bloke, performing miracles with his effects pedal.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
There is an aura of that around him though isn't there - just an average bloke in his average shirt with his average guitar.

Same with those other cunts like Lewis Capaldi (AND HE'S FUNNY!)

Pub pop.
 

sadmanbarty

Well-known member
shape of you was inexplicable as a phenomenon. it was ubiquitus whenever i'd leave the uk and yet it's got nothign to commend it.
 

luka

Well-known member
shape of you was inexplicable as a phenomenon. it was ubiquitus whenever i'd leave the uk and yet it's got nothign to commend it.

It's like a black comedian doing an especially cruel and unfair impersonation of a white musician trying to copy black music.
 

luka

Well-known member
And the video seems to be basically trolling him and his pasty pudgy body




Mmm hmm



And it turns out he actually done a cover of this song which I guess is where the seed was planted

 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
"When your legs don't work like they used to before
And I can't sweep you off of your feet
Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love
Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks"



I can see why it's so popular. Very ear wormy. Melodies to pluck the heartstrings. Nothing to rock the boat.

March down the aisle music.
 

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
I didn't realise he actually had Ron Weasley in a video



This is one of those things like Lewis Capaldi does where it's humorous and tongue in cheek visually but very very earnest musically.

This songs chorus I must admit gets me right in the feels. I'm ashamed of myself but he's used some secret melodic weapon against me.
 

luka

Well-known member
The problem with these version is they're all two great songs. If someone liked shook ones over protect your neck or vice versa I wouldn't be appalled. I'd think it was a perfectly reasonable opinion. The divisive aspect isn't there.
 

luka

Well-known member
It has to be something where the wrong choice isn't just wrong it suggests something fundamentally deficient and rotten in the personality of the person choosing it.
 

craner

Beast of Burden
I think I've noted this here before, but 'Shape of You' is literally the most popular song in Antigua.
 

luka

Well-known member
The Chaka Khan one is good because there's just no way a normal healthy person could prefer I feel for you. It's an abhorrent opinion to hold, but, crucially, it's an opinion that 50% of the world do in fact hold.
 
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