Artificial intelligence officially gets scary

[mixed_biscuits]

Ask ChatGPT to inform you about people who you personally know who are on the fringe of public awareness and marvel at how brazenly it misinforms you.

For instance, I asked it about a local footballer and it told me that he tragically died 5 years ago in a car crash and that the club 'likely' put on all manner of events to commemorate his passing (pun intended). The only problem is he's still alive and playing for them.

Another guy who's one of the world's best in a fringe sport it confidently replaced in a different sport and waxed lyrical about a panoply of incorrect achievements.

Maybe it's tapping into parallel universes.

 

[Clinamenic]

For me the real questions are about these tags. How long has @craner had these pickle fetishes?

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

ChatGPT 4o Babel fish and Her emulation

https://x.com/Kantrowitz/status/1790073470753165538

 

[WashYourHands]

Like a bad date

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Yeah. This type of AI is boring normie shit. I want designs for fusion engines and Alcubierre drives, enhanced eyeball surgery and entirely new but delicious condiments

 

[Mr. Tea]

Yeah. This type of AI is boring normie shit. I want designs for fusion engines and Alcubierre drives, enhanced eyeball surgery and entirely new but delicious condiments

We both know that what you really want is a basic pleasure model.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Google at it as well

 

[WashYourHands]

0:03
Officer KD6 -3.7. Let's begin. Ready?
0:08
Yes, sir
0:10
Recite your baseline.
0:12
A blood black nothingness began to spin
0:17
A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem.
0:23
Fuck off, skinjob
0:26
And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played.
0:32
Cells.
0:33
cells
0:33
Have you ever been in an institution? Cells.
0:36
cells
0:37
Do they keep you in a Cell? Cells When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box?
0:42
Cells.
0:43
cells
0:44
Interlinked.
0:44
Interlinked.
0:45
What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.
0:48
Interlinked.
0:49
Do they teach you how to feel, finger to finger?Interlinked.
0:51
Interlinked.
0:52
Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked.
0:54
Interlinked.
0:55
Do you dream about being interlinked?
0:57
Interlinked.
0:58
What's it like to hold your child in your arms interlinked?
1:00
Interlinked.
1:01
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing, interlinked?
1:03
Interlinked.
1:04
Within cells interlinked
1:05
Within cells interlinked
1:06
Why didn't you say that three times:-within cells interlinked
1:09
-within cells interlinked
1:10
-within cells interlinked
1:12
-within cells interlinked
1:17
We're done
1:20
Constant K. You can pick up your bonus
1:25
Thank you sir

 

[wild greens]

"Co-Pilot" has turned up in MSProject now

Mostly shit tbh

 

[wild greens]

Got to worry about people who watch these "let's date an AI" videos and think it's great. I think a lot of the comments are bots themselves or pisstake but you know they exist

I'd put them all on the register

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

These fully conversant agents will find their way into humanoid robots very, very soon. The elderly will be cared for by such highly personable robots. Social care crisis fixed, these robots will not even be expensive, probably equivalent to or less than a years minimal wage salary.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Losers dating robots is a problem that fixes itself.

 

[william_kent]

openai is exploring how to responsibly generate AI porn