Simon silverdollarcircle
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Totally thereCome next week it's my birthday. Version is coming but Corpsey said no way hozay.
Totally thereCome next week it's my birthday. Version is coming but Corpsey said no way hozay.
Urgh BMW adverts all so meaningless
Matt berry voiceovers for moneysupermarket
Jesus
Why aren't you watching Lord of the Rings, Corpse?
It's got confused but I genuinely don't wish him any bad will
Why aren't you watching Lord of the Rings, Corpse?
Bit late now
Maybe I should
Managed to access iPlayer and stuck on the shining
Deleted that one
Why can't I just be nice and happy?
Happy for mark Fell, for example?
Post some pictures of sexy elvish maidens if you want
Corpse aren't you jealous that version and Simon are coming out to my special birthday party and you won't be thereI'd love to barge into craners Italian movie night, my gut spilling over my England shorts, ashing on the carpet, flicking peanuts at the screen and moaning about "these bloody daygos" and eventually ejecting his criterion collection disc, tossing it over my shoulder and replacing it with the fellowship of the ribf extended edition disc 1 kicking back psssing open a can of strongbow
And here's the twist
Halfway through Craner actually finds he's ENJOYING it.
By the time gandalf is dropping into the chasm craners saying
"And there's two more of these?!"
"Fucking right there is craner call up Barry islands premier coke dealer cos were going on an unexpected journey right now"