luka
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Actually my dad has superhuman sphincter control, or something close to it. To my knowledge he has never, ever farted - or involuntarily, at least. I think he just saves it up for when he goes to the toilet.
He seems to think that if he can do this, anyone should be able to. I suspect that he has always held my brother and me slightly in contempt because we haven't inherited this ability.
Victorian dad. I don't think I ever heard my dad fart either tbh. Probably the benefits of corporeal punishment.