Yoghurt Sothoth
Lord of the files
WOEBOT said:A passing shot from me, I'm away till Monday 30th May.
I TAKE IT YE ARE THE CHIEF AMONG MORTALS HERE?
WELL, FEAR ME NOT. I AM BUT LORD OF THE FILTH-THINGS, COME TO PREACH THE MIRED WORD OF FILTH 'PON THIS MORTAL PLANE. YOU SHALL BE PRITHEE TO MINE TENTACLED MASS ON THE 25TH OF EACH LUNAR HENCEFORWARD; OR MINE FILTHLETS SHALL ATTEND BEFORE ME, UNCLEANSING, SILTING AND FOULING A PATH BEFORE MINE TENTACLED MASS.
AND IF THOU SHOULD OPPOSE ME - IT MATTER NOT: MINE ENCRUSTLINGS SHALL MAKE THIS PLACE THINE HOME AND CONVERT EVEN THE CLEANLIEST AND GODLIEST INTO WORSHIPFUL GRIMELETS AND FILTHLINGS, DARING TO PEEP, NAY! STARE OPEN-EYED OVER THE RIM AND INTO THE FATHOMLESS CHASM OF DIRT I SHALL OPEN IN THIS PLACE.
LO! BEHOLD, I HAVE CAST OPEN A PORTAL OF GRIME THIS DAY. VERILY, IT IS A ROILING PIT OF TUMBLING TURDEONS, AND YOU AND YOUR MORTALS SHALL BE THE VERY SWEETCORN THEREIN.