I am not a communist

[thirdform]

and yet, somehow, I am one of few extant rock solid communists.

 

[thirdform]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

 

[craner]

Yeah, OK, come on. I want more from this thread.

What denomination are you? How would you classify yourself?

 

[luka]

I like this new demanding teacher Craner. He just wants to get the best out of you.

 

[thirdform]

Yeah, OK, come on. I want more from this thread.

What denomination are you? How would you classify yourself?

be careful. I'm the teacher here I already spanked your hairy arse Thursday afternoon for not behaving.

 

[craner]

What did I do on Thursday afternoon?

 

[luka]

Craner's arse is flawlessly smooth and hairless... So if it wasn't Craner's arse.... Then whose arse was it?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Craner's arse is flawlessly smooth and hairless... So if it wasn't Craner's arse.... Then whose arse was it?

I want to know more about how you know this.

 

[craner]

So do I!

 

[luka]

I thought everyone knew that?

Btw there's red weather warnings for South Wales today Craner. Keep safe. Stay indoors and do dissensus. Not worth going out.

 

[DannyL]

It's better than being "literally a communist" (slogan now available on tote bags, t shirts etc)

 

[Mr. Tea]

It's better than being "literally a communist" (slogan now available on tote bags, t shirts etc)

One thing I found odd about the Corbyn cult over the last few years is that people who identify as "literally a communist" tend to be extremely keen on Corbyn, but equally keen on reassuring everyone else that he, personally, is anything but a communist. Then doesn't that make him a bit of a wash-out from their point of view?

 

[john eden]

One thing I found odd about the Corbyn cult over the last few years is that people who identify as "literally a communist" tend to be extremely keen on Corbyn, but equally keen on reassuring everyone else that he, personally, is anything but a communist. Then doesn't that make him a bit of a wash-out from their point of view?

Not really because the whole point is to try and appear like the radical wing of the sensible Labour Party. The cool kids.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Not really because the whole point is to try and appear like the radical wing of the sensible Labour Party. The cool kids.

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