Yeah, OK, come on. I want more from this thread.
What denomination are you? How would you classify yourself?
Craner's arse is flawlessly smooth and hairless... So if it wasn't Craner's arse.... Then whose arse was it?
It's better than being "literally a communist" (slogan now available on tote bags, t shirts etc)
One thing I found odd about the Corbyn cult over the last few years is that people who identify as "literally a communist" tend to be extremely keen on Corbyn, but equally keen on reassuring everyone else that he, personally, is anything but a communist. Then doesn't that make him a bit of a wash-out from their point of view?