WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
this is what happens when you mix Brits with wheat metaphors
that doesnt feel right, weve got something else surely?Our equivalent is making love in nice fields of wheat.
I had sex in a museum once, right next to the diorama
good edit
Maybe he was banging a security guard?what kind museum was that? security guard are usually all on your case if you get too close to a piece of art, how did they overlook you banging away?!