It might seem arrogant to say that I'm good at writing but having seen how 95 % (being generous) of people write (in my professional capacity) I would have to say that we're all extremely good at it relative to most people.
Compared to James Joyce I'm no great shakes but compared to Joe Bloggs I'm practically Shakespeare.
The cruel irony is that he rarely gets to put these ninja skills into practice because his pulling technique revolves around telling women they only have a 1 in 12,000,000 chance of dying from coronavirus as a result of snogging him.Fucking hell Mixed Biscuits!
I bet you're a talented snogger/fingerer too if you had skills like that in the playground.
Making PE teachers look like cunts is a joy you can always treasure.I’m pretty good at throwing. As a child I gave someone a black eye from 50metres. I once asked a PE teacher why we had to bowl that daft way in cricket after the whole class took turns trying to hit the wicket. He goes “I’ll show you now Shiels, try and hit it how you like” I gave it a nice low whip and it curled beautifully onto the centre stump. He was gutted.
He can't be that bad, I mean he writes in the Guardian and has books out and stuff.Compared to James Joyce I'm no great shakes but compared to Joe Bloggs I'm practically Shakespeare.