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Corpsey

Corpsey

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I had a walk the other day without my headphones on. This happens so rarely it's unbelievable.

I was stoned so obviously that heightened the experience but I couldn't believe how intense it was. I could hear, see, feel things I never usually do. It became clear to me how blocked I am from the world even by listening to podcasts and music as I walk.

And what's more, I could think clearly.

Tbh I think this is subconsciously what I'm escaping in cramming my head with all this media all the time
 
luka

luka

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Corpsey said:
I had a walk the other day without my headphones on. This happens so rarely it's unbelievable.

I was stoned so obviously that heightened the experience but I couldn't believe how intense it was. I could hear, see, feel things I never usually do. It became clear to me how blocked I am from the world even by listening to podcasts and music as I walk.

And what's more, I could think clearly.

Tbh I think this is subconsciously what I'm escaping in cramming my head with all this media all the time
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i keep telling you music is part of the problem now. music is cancelled. fuck music. music age is over.
 
luka

luka

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there are few things that disgust me as much as music does. im miitantly anti-music.
 
luka

luka

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the only acceptable way to engage with music is full attention, glued to it like it was a movie.
 
shiels

shiels

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Will isn't enough corpsey, we have to find a way to plug into a reward and punishment system, the limbic mechanics of desire, tension and release. That's what the nerds have hacked and we have to build another system to get out
 
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catalog

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had to hire this old dutch guy, harry, to drive us all the way back to malaga to get replacement keys for the hire car. he was a good egg tho, he had some things to say about the hippies
 
luka

luka

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someone needs to do a drawing of this episode. knees drawn in, hands over privates, mouth forming an 'o' of shock and surprise, robbers scooting off in the background, onlooking buxom saucy postcards girl making a face from her beachtowel
 
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catalog

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luka said:
someone needs to do a drawing of this episode. knees drawn in, hands over privates, mouth forming an 'o' of shock and surprise, robbers scooting off in the background, onlooking buxom saucy postcards girl making a face from her beachtowel
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my wife thinks she was there on the towel, but facing the quite loud sea, so could not hear. and we even saw a very shady guy in the bushes above the beach.

nudist beaches are like drug deals, there no policing and theres some genuinely shady stuff going on, getting in the way of those who just wanna butt chug the sun
 
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catalog

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luka said:
someone needs to do a drawing of this episode. knees drawn in, hands over privates, mouth forming an 'o' of shock and surprise, robbers scooting off in the background, onlooking buxom saucy postcards girl making a face from her beachtowel
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drawing competition. i think patty will nail this one
 
Corpsey

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
catalog said:
i got quite into nudist beaches on holiday. but then my bag got nicked, including my shoes, heartless bastards, while i was pissing about on some rocks.
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This has jogged my memory and I now realise this is a recurring feature in dreams I have. Probably it's the same for everybody. Suddenly being stripped of all clothes, having to get home.
 
sufi

sufi

lala
Corpsey said:
I had a walk the other day without my headphones on. This happens so rarely it's unbelievable.

I was stoned so obviously that heightened the experience but I couldn't believe how intense it was. I could hear, see, feel things I never usually do. It became clear to me how blocked I am from the world even by listening to podcasts and music as I walk.

And what's more, I could think clearly.

Tbh I think this is subconsciously what I'm escaping in cramming my head with all this media all the time
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I consciously stopped using my device on public transport quite a while ago, it took some time to stop twitching and reaching for the phone whenever the urge came over me to check emails etc, but now i actually quite miss those pleasant train rides through tottenham, people watching, enjoying the weather, having the odd profound think, a few minutes completely free from all the signals
 
Corpsey

Corpsey

bandz ahoy
Another recurring dream I have (though not often) is my arse being full of absolutely granite solid shit, and having to tear it out of my arsehole with my bare hands.

That's normal, though, right?
 
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