Ha ha ha... picture of the inside of David Luiz's head as the other team's strikers waltz through the Arsenal defence totally unopposed.The knight looks like Benjamin Pavard or David Luiz.
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"I slither my tongue through her sensuous flaps, lapping up her golden honey with fervor as I feel her stiffening turtle's head poking into my nostril"
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What's he actually getting at? I've heard the phrase "the turtles head is showing" when someone is desperate to get to the toilet before the full turtle makes itself known - an expression akin to that other charming phrase "I'm touching cloth here" - so... is she shitting up his nose?