for the record it’s not like i think i’m an objectively better looking guy than jesse eisenberg. somehow the fact that it’s a generous, flattering comparison is exactly what makes it so devastating.
Appreciation for The Dudes
- Thread starter luka
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luka
Well-known member
Notable modern Omaha inventions include the following: the "pink hair curler" created at Omaha's Tip-Top Products; Butter Brickle Ice Cream, and the Reuben sandwich, conceived by a chef at the Blackstone Hotel on 36th and Farnam Streets;[12] cake mix, developed by Duncan Hines, then a division of Omaha's Nebraska Consolidated Mills, the forerunner to today's ConAgra Foods; center-pivot irrigation by the Omaha company now known as Valmont Corporation;[13] Raisin Bran, developed by Omaha's Skinner Macaroni Co.; the first ski lift in the U.S., in 1936, by Omaha's Union Pacific Corp.;[14] the Top 40 radio format, pioneered by Todd Storz, scion of Omaha's Storz Brewing Co. and head of Storz Broadcasting, and first used in the U.S. at Omaha's KOWH Radio; and the TV dinner, developed by Omaha's Carl A. Swanson.[15]
linebaugh
Well-known member
How long did you make it watching that. I got to 48 seconds
luka
Well-known member
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
My people of this country, and we’re under attack
They bannin’ us, they cancel us for speakin’ the facts
If you’re man enough, come stand with us, take USA back
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Refrain: Tom MacDonald]
(Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Verse 1: Tom MacDonald]
I ain’t never gonna pretend that I give a damn
Everybody who is offended can get it, we throwin’ hands
Anybody not tryna make america great again, you a punk, you a clown, better know where I stand
I’m a white boy with the middle fingers in the air, dawg, we don’t give a what
Hundred white boys gonna hold me down anywhere, dawg, we think that you suck
My patriots the craziest, they ain’t afraid of breakin’ fists on faces
If you want a taste of this, no safety tip
The same mistake is ready to clip, I pray you miss
‘Cause if you don’t, they gon’ go wacko
Automatic gun smoke like tobacco
Never hit a lady but it’s pretty hard to tell if you’re a girl or a they, them, theirs, these, that, those
I ain’t never gonna take a knee for the anthem, smack em’
I don’t give a damn, can’t stand em’
Gang full of randoms, fam’ with the handgun
Run up in your mansion, leave it all abandoned
I was raised to be brave, ‘til the grave, United States
We love the country that they been corruptin’
Go woke or go broker if you ain’t awake
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[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
My people of this country, and we’re under attack
They bannin’ us, they cancel us for speakin’ the facts
If you’re man enough, come stand with us, take USA back
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Refrain: Tom MacDonald]
(Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Verse 2: Adam Calhoun]
Got that AK, AR, Draco, leave you stankin’, break your ankles
I’m not hearin’ what you sayin’, hit the pavement, now you seein’ angels
It get dangerous, go against the patriots, got all the bangers
Take a look inside my closet, you gon’ see way more than hangers
Hammers like I do construction, ammo, Imma shoot at somethin’
Why you think we own these guns? So we can just go do some huntin’?
You must not pay close attention
Government, they want division
Only treason if you lose, I guarantee we come out winnin’
Let my flag fly high like eagles
I went down for all my people
You can’t change me with procedures
I’m ‘bout freedom, you ‘bout evil
Leave you hangin’ from the ceilin’, like chandeliers in cathedrals
Never have the safety on, and when we run out we just reload
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
My people of this country, and we’re under attack
They bannin’ us, they cancel us for speakin’ the facts
If you’re man enough, come stand with us, take USA back
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Refrain: Tom MacDonald]
(Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Bridge: Tom MacDonald, Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun]
Every time you pull up, you see stars, you see stripes
You see flags on the cars, and the trucks and the bikes
Every time we pull up, we go hard, we outside
We got flags on our arms, that are tatted there for life
Every time we pull up, we don’t care if you mad
We cherish this land, the haters can get buried in rags
They set fire to Old Glory, turnin’ fabric to ash
Every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Refrain: Tom MacDonald]
(Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
My people of this country, and we’re under attack
They bannin’ us, they cancel us for speakin’ the facts
If you’re man enough, come stand with us, take USA back
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Refrain: Tom MacDonald]
(Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Verse 1: Tom MacDonald]
I ain’t never gonna pretend that I give a damn
Everybody who is offended can get it, we throwin’ hands
Anybody not tryna make america great again, you a punk, you a clown, better know where I stand
I’m a white boy with the middle fingers in the air, dawg, we don’t give a what
Hundred white boys gonna hold me down anywhere, dawg, we think that you suck
My patriots the craziest, they ain’t afraid of breakin’ fists on faces
If you want a taste of this, no safety tip
The same mistake is ready to clip, I pray you miss
‘Cause if you don’t, they gon’ go wacko
Automatic gun smoke like tobacco
Never hit a lady but it’s pretty hard to tell if you’re a girl or a they, them, theirs, these, that, those
I ain’t never gonna take a knee for the anthem, smack em’
I don’t give a damn, can’t stand em’
Gang full of randoms, fam’ with the handgun
Run up in your mansion, leave it all abandoned
I was raised to be brave, ‘til the grave, United States
We love the country that they been corruptin’
Go woke or go broker if you ain’t awake
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Travis Scott
MELTDOWN
Travis Scott
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Tyler Childers
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
My people of this country, and we’re under attack
They bannin’ us, they cancel us for speakin’ the facts
If you’re man enough, come stand with us, take USA back
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Refrain: Tom MacDonald]
(Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Verse 2: Adam Calhoun]
Got that AK, AR, Draco, leave you stankin’, break your ankles
I’m not hearin’ what you sayin’, hit the pavement, now you seein’ angels
It get dangerous, go against the patriots, got all the bangers
Take a look inside my closet, you gon’ see way more than hangers
Hammers like I do construction, ammo, Imma shoot at somethin’
Why you think we own these guns? So we can just go do some huntin’?
You must not pay close attention
Government, they want division
Only treason if you lose, I guarantee we come out winnin’
Let my flag fly high like eagles
I went down for all my people
You can’t change me with procedures
I’m ‘bout freedom, you ‘bout evil
Leave you hangin’ from the ceilin’, like chandeliers in cathedrals
Never have the safety on, and when we run out we just reload
[Chorus: Tom MacDonald]
My people of this country, and we’re under attack
They bannin’ us, they cancel us for speakin’ the facts
If you’re man enough, come stand with us, take USA back
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Refrain: Tom MacDonald]
(Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Bridge: Tom MacDonald, Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun]
Every time you pull up, you see stars, you see stripes
You see flags on the cars, and the trucks and the bikes
Every time we pull up, we go hard, we outside
We got flags on our arms, that are tatted there for life
Every time we pull up, we don’t care if you mad
We cherish this land, the haters can get buried in rags
They set fire to Old Glory, turnin’ fabric to ash
Every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
[Refrain: Tom MacDonald]
(Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
American flags (Red, white, blue, red, white, blue)
And every time we pull up all you gonna see is American flags
Mr. Naga Pickle
Well-known member
*salutes teh computer* Amen Borther
mixed_biscuits
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Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
sus
Moderator
The second greatest thread in dissensus history is called "a continental convergence of mega minds" and it's a 125 page DM that only four board members have ever seen
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
william_kent
Well-known member
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Quick Will, we have to amass an 800 page DM chat comprised purely of neologisms.
william_kent
Well-known member
I'm not sure it'll be as hot as cross dressed Lieutenant Uhura cosplay handcuff bondage in dingy UK conference centres , but let's go for it!
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
To me, that sounds like great neologistic material!
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
"Report to storage bay 69 for some phaseriding, Lieutenant."
a lot of people are calling tom macdonald the greatest canadian[1] songwriter since gordon lightfoot
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
The board may be interested to know that The Dudes will soon be holding a regional conference in Chicago. It is here we will devise the next five-year plan.