Say someone gave you the chance to "curate" your own ATP. You have a fixed budget of £100. Which of the following artists would you employ for the event? You cannot stray beyond your allowance, and bear in mind that if you put on any old crap, you'll be subjected to a hundred poisonous posts from disgruntled bloggers everywhere. And there should ideally be 3 acts at the very least, 5 max. I think Woebot or Blissblogger or someone important should judge the entries and declare a winner - maybe they could reward them with a grime mix. OK, here's your menu
Capt Beefheart (1 night only) £65
Saxon Sound System (1 night only) £50
Daft Punk £50
Amerie £50
Roll Deep £45
The Streets £45
Dennis Brown £45
Aphex Twin £45
Patti Smith £45
Karlheinz Stockhausen £45
Bloc Party £45
Luke Vibert £45
MIA £45
Miss Kittin £45
Madvillain £40
Ariel Pink £40
The Fall £40
Merzbow £40
Plastikman £40
Richie Hawtin £30
Rachel Stevens £30
Ninjaman £30
Kevin Shields £30
Kid 606 £30
Venetian Snares £30
The Bug £30
Lady Sovereign £30
DJ Rupture £30
Wolf Eyes £20
Death From Above 1979 £20
Ziegenbock Kopf £20
Le Tigre £20
Whitehouse £10
Autechre £10
Selfish Cunt £10
Wild Billy Childish £10
Stiff Little Fingers £5
(OPTIONAL) EXTRAS
Weird artwork everywhere from prominent Goldsmiths graduate - £5
Mental kung fu / sci fi / exploitation films playing simultaneously on screens around venue - £5
Pete Doherty and Kate Moss to be seen stumbling around audience - £10
Security to actually bother protecting artists from bottle throwers - £5 bribe
Zizek to compere and announce each band's entrance with a bit of philosophy - £5
Capt Beefheart (1 night only) £65
Saxon Sound System (1 night only) £50
Daft Punk £50
Amerie £50
Roll Deep £45
The Streets £45
Dennis Brown £45
Aphex Twin £45
Patti Smith £45
Karlheinz Stockhausen £45
Bloc Party £45
Luke Vibert £45
MIA £45
Miss Kittin £45
Madvillain £40
Ariel Pink £40
The Fall £40
Merzbow £40
Plastikman £40
Richie Hawtin £30
Rachel Stevens £30
Ninjaman £30
Kevin Shields £30
Kid 606 £30
Venetian Snares £30
The Bug £30
Lady Sovereign £30
DJ Rupture £30
Wolf Eyes £20
Death From Above 1979 £20
Ziegenbock Kopf £20
Le Tigre £20
Whitehouse £10
Autechre £10
Selfish Cunt £10
Wild Billy Childish £10
Stiff Little Fingers £5
(OPTIONAL) EXTRAS
Weird artwork everywhere from prominent Goldsmiths graduate - £5
Mental kung fu / sci fi / exploitation films playing simultaneously on screens around venue - £5
Pete Doherty and Kate Moss to be seen stumbling around audience - £10
Security to actually bother protecting artists from bottle throwers - £5 bribe
Zizek to compere and announce each band's entrance with a bit of philosophy - £5