Bryan Ferry Fanfic Thread

[craner]

It's funny that Craner is a big Roxy Music guy but he hates David Bowie.

I thought if you were into one you were into the other.

Humans are complex, Jack.

 

[Corpsey]

I think I admire Bryan Ferry more for turning himself into a sex symbol cos David Bowie was quite naturally good looking and Bryan Ferry looks like he's called Bryan.

 

[craner]

Are people called Bryan better looking than people called Brian?

 

[IdleRich]

I was wondering something similar. Y is cooler isn't it? Hard to believe now but wasn't part of the split down to the bald one getting too much of the pu... adulation?

 

[Leo]

I think I'd rather read @IdleRich's Mira from Ladytron fanfic.

 

[IdleRich]

I was gonna suggest that but I didn't want to come off as some weird obsessive stalker type.

 

[sufi]

I was gonna suggest that but I didn't want to come off as some weird obsessive stalker type.

possibly too late now for such delicate considerations

 

[woops]

one thing that really put me off eno was reading that he kept a polaroid of every bird he'd shagged in the glory days

 

[craner]

one thing that really put me off eno was reading that he kept a polaroid of every bird he'd shagged in the glory days

Was he a noted shagger?

Nick Rhodes used to take a Polaroid of every hotel room he stayed in. I think he eventually published them all in a book.

 

[woops]

Nick Rhodes used to take a Polaroid of every hotel room he stayed in. I think he eventually published them all in a book.

Surely the real meaning of Gentlemen Take Polaroids

 

[Benny Bunter]

one thing that really put me off eno was reading that he kept a polaroid of every bird he'd shagged in the glory days

He's really gross and pervy in this interview as well.

The Quietus | Features | Rock's Backpages | From The Archives: Everything You'd Rather Not Know About Eno

In this classic 1974 interview from Rock's Backpages, Chrissie Hynde gets more than she bargained for when sent to interview Brian Eno for _NME_

thequietus.com

Gentleman that he is, Von Eno sees me to the door, and, gazing down the night-time street: "Did you know there's a girls' school with 400 girls just round the corner? Very nice, I'll tell you, it really is lovely. I mean they're so beautiful those little girls are. My conscience won't let me tamper – I feel I might damage their lives if I do anything."

 

[woops]

Eno is cancelled

 

[woops]

Which is quite cool cos it means no more ambient

 

[craner]

About time.

 

[WashYourHands]

He's really gross and pervy in this interview as well.

The Quietus | Features | Rock's Backpages | From The Archives: Everything You'd Rather Not Know About Eno

In this classic 1974 interview from Rock's Backpages, Chrissie Hynde gets more than she bargained for when sent to interview Brian Eno for _NME_

thequietus.com

minging as fuck

“my name’s Brian and so are those nippers”

 

[Mr. Tea]

Brian Enonce

 

[IdleRich]

Was he a noted shagger?

Nick Rhodes used to take a Polaroid of every hotel room he stayed in. I think he eventually published them all in a book.

I think he was a bit and Ferry was jealous as I alluded to above.

 

[sus]

"Mexican pornography is an interesting island of thought because they seem to be heavily into excretory functions. The traditional American view is that anything issued from the body is dirty. It's incredibly puritanical and it resents bodily fluids, so if one is trying to debase a woman, you cover them with that and hence you get the fabulous term 'Golden Showers' – the term for pissing on someone, which some well- known rock musicians are said to be very involved in..."

Here come the warm jets?

"That's certainly a reference."

 

[Corpsey]

Hah I forgot Brian Eno was called Brian!

 

[Corpsey]

one thing that really put me off eno was reading that he kept a polaroid of every bird he'd shagged in the glory days

I can imagine he scanned them into his iMac and has them meticulously catalogued in the cloud.