things craner will love

[version]

Something odd about Liz...

'The idea of watching movie sex scenes with your children might make many parents recoil in horror – but Elizabeth Hurley isn’t bothered. In fact, filming her upcoming movie - an erotic thriller - was made all the more “liberating” by the knowledge her son was behind the camera, she has said.'

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/03/18/entertainment/elizabeth-hurley-son-direct-sex-scenes-liberating-intl-scli/index.html

 

[version]

Craner, why on earth do you love this? What's wrong with you?

 

[yyaldrin]

 

[yyaldrin]

i actually love this myself but was too embarrased to post it in the "choon of the day" thread

 

[yyaldrin]

i wish to one day eat dinner at craner's place. i imagine him to wear one of those "hilarious" aprons with a big breasted womans image printed on it while he's cooking. the garlic and onions sizzling in the pan, the smell of basil and thyme filling his appartment. we pour another red win and this song will start playing. cin cin.

 

[version]

my friend claims to have seen stephen hawking coming out of a screening of bridget jones 2

 

[craner]

I like it when Craner randomly reappears and ejacualtes his opinons all over the board like the tumescent spurting of a nocturnal sex pest.

 

[craner]

That was from my number one fan, Droid. All I'd been doing was posting music videos!

 

[Mr. Tea]

That was from my number one fan, Droid. All I'd been doing was posting music videos!

His best one was "a vortex of nothingness, a gyre of the self" or something like that.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Here we go:

Ive long suspected it, but it seems that beneath your warped, decrepit, borderline sociopathic exterior, there is... ...nothing. Malign accretions orbiting a void. A gyre of the self.

 

[craner]

Truly Baroque insults.

 

[Clinamenic]

His best one was "a vortex of nothingness, a gyre of the self" or something like that.

I made a Craner Malign Void meme template:

 

[luka]

wow! new craner template! that's incredible. good work stan.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I made a Craner Malign Void meme template:

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All hail Cranerthotep, the Crawling Chaos!

 

[version]

 

[craner]

A few nights ago, I had a dream that Jean Baudrillard was an alcoholic and that his increasingly heavy and erratic drinking was the reason that he started writing books like Cool Memories.

 

[version]

A few nights ago, I had a dream that Jean Baudrillard was an alcoholic and that his increasingly heavy and erratic drinking was the reason that he started writing books like Cool Memories.

For all the insults and criticism chucked at him by his peers and critics, he seemed one of the more well adjusted ones. Didn't shoot himself or chuck himself out of a window, didn't strangle his wife, didn't sign any nonce petitions. Someone who enjoyed his life and managed to prevent the work from consuming him.

 

[Mr. Tea]

For all the insults and criticism chucked at him by his peers and critics, he seemed one of the more well adjusted ones. Didn't shoot himself or chuck himself out of a window, didn't strangle his wife, didn't sign any nonce petitions. Someone who enjoyed his life and managed to prevent the work from consuming him.

I thought for a moment you were talking about Craner rather than to Craner.

 

[Clinamenic]

I thought for a moment you were talking about Craner rather than to Craner.

It could still apply to Craner, if he stays on good behavior.

 

[Mr. Tea]

It could still apply to Craner, if he stays on good behavior.

He's the man you can't help capitalising,