Captain Jack's Jewels

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Ive been in a mini pit the past two days. Im not worried because I have a precise plan to get out out of it the day after tomorrow, but its interesting how dramatically your sensory inputs can change

 

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for example I drank beer last night and it was like I was tasting it again for the first time. amazing stuff

 

[luka]

tell us about it. how many times a day have you been wanking? what have your personal hygeine habits been like?

 

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completely despise the sunlight too. Not big on the day time typically but it becomes an active annoyance like a distant relative staying in your house

 

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tell us about it. how many times a day have you been wanking? what have your personal hygeine habits been like?

I think just once a day. my libido gets pretty shot when Im of low spirits. hygeine hasnt gotten too bad as its only been a few days but I have reached the point in my wardrobe avaliability where Im sporting a dress shirt on top of athletic shorts

 

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I got a tattoo recently (pink panther, smoking a cigarette, sunglass) and Ive completely neglected the aftercare. looks all green and scabby and disgusting. will probably look like shit once it heals

 

[luka]

i havent had hot water in my house for months. ive realised you dont really need a shower every day. you can wash a bit here and there when you feel like it in winter.

 

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youve chosen not to have hot water or you dont have access to it?

 

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do you live in a normal place? what is your living situation generally?

 

[luka]

youve chosen not to have hot water or you dont have access to it?

um, more the former. id have to get the landlord in to fix it.

 

[luka]

its a normal place but its looking a bit worse for wear these days. ive let things slip a bit. it's hard to care after a while.

 

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Ive found house care comes in phases. Its a thing you do or dont do for months at a time. It becomes one of your 'things' when you do it but its not constant

 

[luka]

that sounds right. at the moment im struggling to care. but im also looking after someone elses place so i can use hot water now. its quite nice.

 

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@Corpsey do you date? Whats that side of your life look like?

 

[Corpsey]

It's a long sad and uneventful story

 

[pattycakes_]

I've got a rubber vagina drying next to the dishes right now