the size of your dick: gossip, slander, lies etc

[shakahislop]

I hereby note that the popular conception of the size of different people’s dicks follows closely racial stereotypes, in particular how different ‘races’ are conceptualized sexually. I also note that the one time I looked for actual data on this I came to the conclusion that it doesn’t exist, and that it would be actually pretty hard to set up a decent bit of research on this, given that most people won’t let you measure their dicks, that such a study would need to be international, and that statistically speaking the small differences that you would need to measure would need pretty big sample sizes to establish that any difference was real and not due to random chance.

 

[linebaugh]

Another penis myth Ive heard is that it doesnt grow 'proportionally,' as in a 7ft guy isnt anymore likely to have a bigger dick than your average 5'9 guy, but again how exactly do you prove that with any kind of scientific rigor

 

[linebaugh]

As a man with a large pecker its never really benefitted me in any way beyond never having the 'is my dick small' anxiety. but who knows how this has seeded the rest of my personality.

 

[luka]

Another penis myth Ive heard is that it doesnt grow 'proportionally,' as in a 7ft guy isnt anymore likely to have a bigger dick than your average 5'9 guy, but again how exactly do you prove that with any kind of scientific rigor

theres a book called the naked ape by desmond morris that sold millions that makes this assertion and helpfully illustrates it with a photograph of a pygmy with an absolute monster hanging down.

 

[poetix]

Size queens are interesting. Is the desire for outsize porkage physiologically or psychologically driven I wonder.

 

[luka]

its fairly normal to want more of everything i suppose. more food, more booze, more experience, fill me till i burst

 

[poetix]

General consensus is that there us such a thing as too much. I suspect everyone would like, as in so many things, just enough more than average to feel special , but not so much more that practical difficulties are introduced. Except for size queens, who openly thirst for whoppers.

 

[luka]

porn must have warped everyones mind by presenting improbable 9 inch implements as basically the average too. if its not 9 inches long and has the diameter of a mayonaisse jar you should be ashamed of yourself

 

[shiels]

Are we all posting pictures then? Linebaugh goes first he has made a claim and the burden of proof is on him

 

[Mr. Tea]

Lol, craner thought better of his comment on the mayonnaise jar.

I'm guessing luka chose that particular condiment because it looks a little bit like spunk, and a visual metaphor as refined as that must have appealed to his rarefied poetic sensibilities.

 

[luka]

what did craner write?

 

[woops]

He said his rig resembles a squeezy bottle rather than a jar

 

[luka]

the truth is i stole the image from an interview with a rapper almost 30 years ago. it might have been Fatman Scoop. he said i might not be the longest but ive got the girth of a mayonaisse jar. it always stuck with me that line. you could say ive been haunted by it.

 

[luka]

one theme barty always returns to is his own fathers improbable girth and how haunted he has been by it. living in its shadow as it were.

 

[luka]

Are we all posting pictures then? Linebaugh goes first he has made a claim and the burden of proof is on him

he has to have a ruler next to it, or at least something to provide a sense of scale.

 

[Leo]

wonderful thread title to have visible on the screen when the wife walks by, thanks @shakahislop.

 

[Mr. Tea]

wonderful thread title to have visible on the screen when the wife walks by, thanks @shakahislop.

Ask her to make an account and join in the fun!

 

[woops]

you could try telling her we're comparing editions? the exegesis is quite the tome.

 

[IdleRich]

I think that this kind of bragging is... unseemly. To be honest I prefer the other side.



Edit, I mean the other side of the record obviously

 

[shakahislop]

he has to have a ruler next to it, or at least something to provide a sense of scale.

A copy of The Wire