Larger Humans

[luka]

i know for a fact that there are no large humans on this website. a couple of fat ones but no large ones. do large humans make you feel slightly insecure? they can make me feel like that sometimes, not so much when i'm talking to them where i can leverage my superior brain power, but just watching these mighty beasts of the savanna stride by. as if there is a basic human blueprint which they have fulfilled and we have failed to fulfil. and they seem more real almost, as if they were actualy adults and we are some kind of stunted factory second.

 

[Mr. Tea]

DannyL towers over me, and I'm taller than most. He's also got hands like the Fat-Handed Twat. But do you mean guys who are, like, massively hench as well as tall?

 

[luka]

no, not even that. i dont mean freaks. i mean, like those city boys, 6'2, athletic looking. or those american varsity ultimate frisbee players. or those australians, broad shouldered with jutting jaws.

 

[luka]

btw i was just in the shower thinking fuck i better get out quick before someone does a dick joke

 

[luka]

tall and gangly is freakish. its not what im talking about. you know the ones i mean, you have to clamp down on the deference reflex as they pass. its not steroidal hulk, its winning the genetic lottery.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

good stock

 

[WashYourHands]

My kid brother is 6’ 4” and a unit. Cheeky cunt too. Puts his paw round your head, tells you you’re the posty’s son. Ha ha, very funny, all you have to do is lift one of his legs up driving forward and trip/twist the other and he’s perfectly tippable/floored

Don’t waste your time punching, lift/twist/trip, just like clearing out a ruck

 

[wektor]

i know for a fact that there are no large humans on this website. a couple of fat ones but no large ones.

not factual, I went to woops's book launch and it was mostly big, big and serious felllows

 

[luka]

not factual, I went to woops's book launch and it was mostly big, big and serious felllows

Edmund dragged that lot in from the pubs of Stoke Newington. it wasn't us lot.

 

[luka]

you'll see the difference tonight when it's just the mob i can rustle up without his assistance. none of those serious looking gentlemen. and no ladies. i do actually know a lady, but she's got covid.

 

[Mr. Tea]

i do actually know a lady, but she's got covid.

A likely story.

"My girlfriend goes to another school..."

 

[IdleRich]

btw i was just in the shower thinking fuck i better get out quick before someone does a dick joke

Who was in the shower with you and why would they do a dick joke?

 

[IdleRich]

tall and gangly is freakish. its not what im talking about. you know the ones i mean, you have to clamp down on the deference reflex as they pass. its not steroidal hulk, its winning the genetic lottery.

I remember being at a party here on NYE I guess it was, anyway, it was the house of a posh French couple and all their friends were posh and French. There was one guy who was massive, I dunno how tall, but something around 6 foot 8 perhaps and well proportioned with that. Fucking huge lump of a man... but that's not fair cos he wasn't a lump. I chatted to him and it turned out he used to play volleyball for France, represented them in more than Olympics including the London one, which apparently was kinda shit in that UK is one of the countries that cares the least about volley ball and apparently it didn't have the same atmosphere as other times.

So, he definitely would fit the bill, what about him? I can tell you that he is now an estate agent in France where he uses his minor celebrity to gain publicity for his company I think.

 

[luka]

Too big. A freak.

 

[linebaugh]

My brother has the look you are describing but he's 5'8. Its a bit cruel. he's like a fire hydrant.

 

[linebaugh]

its wild the bonuses given to the tall man. probably semi equivalent to the big boobed woman.

 

[linebaugh]

men that look like this but are 6'3 and up. god amongst men

 

[linebaugh]

craning your neck as they issue a decree from heaven-'ya I havent seen it yet but I hear its pretty good' - and then whisked away by a horde of co eds

 

[Leo]

6'2", which isn't that tall, and not bulked up but still enjoying every minute of it.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I actually know a guy, ex-colleague from my last job, who fits the description here down to a T. He's slightly taller than me but also massively built, as he was (and perhaps still is) a rugby player. He's also got curly blonde hair and a full beard, so he looks a bit like the Aryan superman who's always saying "Yes" in those memes.