The Clinamenic Co-Living Diary

[Clinamenic]

Sometimes it feels as though I'm living in a grand work of maximalist fiction.

 

[other_life]

^ post #420 itt

 

[Mr. Naga Pickle]

this is cultural appropriation of turkish and indian tradition. except we never called it something as Pedophilic as cuddle puddles, and we usually had guns at hand just in case someone lost their temper. I mean third world economising, no money for sofas in the 1960s etc.

the term "cuddle puddle" came about in the early days of US rave. kandi kids spun out on wheelbarrows full of mdma would collapse into giant piles of sweaty glitter and just kind of, you know, VIBE with one another. 1990 - 1995 was sometimes a very embarrassing time to be alive.

 

[william_kent]

"fisting is ok stan"

"it's all love"

 

[luka]

stan have you fisted or been fisted|?

 

[william_kent]

stan have you fisted or been fisted|?

he lives in San Francisco

 

[Clinamenic]

I have not particpated in any act of fisting, in any capacity whatsoever.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

 

[Mr. Tea]

he lives in San Francisco

San Franfisto, I heard they call it.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

@Clinamenic has your house thought of twinning with one of the indigent tent settlements, so as to spread the privilege around a bit?

 

[Clinamenic]

@Clinamenic has your house thought of twinning with one of the indigent tent settlements, so as to spread the privilege around a bit?

No, our craft beer belongs to us.

 

[Clinamenic]

Communism for the coastal elites.

 

[Clinamenic]

He mentions our place, The Embassy, by name!

 

[mixed_biscuits]

He mentions our place, The Embassy, by name!

Now your landlord can charge you double.

 

[yyaldrin]

is it true that the streets of san fransisco are full of human faeces?

 

[Clinamenic]

is it true that the streets of san fransisco are full of human faeces?

There are probably areas in Civic Center and the Tenderloin where this applies. The area I’m in is rather “walkable” though.

 

[yyaldrin]

There are probably areas in Civic Center and the Tenderloin where this applies. The area I’m in is rather “walkable” though.

why don't they put toilets outside?

 

[yyaldrin]

It’s an empirical fact: San Francisco is a crappier place to live these days. Sightings of human feces on the sidewalks are now a regular occurrence; over the past 10 years, complaints about human waste have increased 400%. People now call the city 65 times a day to report poop, and there have been 14,597 calls in 2018 alone. Last year, software engineer Jenn Wong even created a poop map of San Francisco, showing the concentration of incidents across the city. New mayor London Breed said: “There is more feces on the sidewalks than I’ve ever seen growing up here.” In a revolting recent incident, a 20lb bag of fecal waste showed up on a street in the city’s Tenderloin district.

 

[yyaldrin]

maybe some tech startup can design an autonomous poop scooping robot

 

[Clinamenic]

is it true that the streets of san fransisco are full of human faeces?

Well evidently you already have all the answers you need.