Corpsey's Road Trip

[luka]

Jack Law is on a road trip to Bristol to see a dubstep concert with two home counties babes called Claire and Helen. They love Lana del Ray and they keep playing the same tape again and again. It's driving him mad (with lust.)

 

[luka]

They've put on a song by The National feat Bon Iver which is maybe as bad or worse than Lana del rey

 

[WashYourHands]

First stop - Reading services for the m&s and rubbers

Find your nearest store

 

[luka]

ones a blonde the other is a brunette. theyve both got fringes and hairclips.

 

[WashYourHands]

Looking out at Windsor castle and saluting

 

[WashYourHands]

Slough or Sluff

 

[WashYourHands]

Glancing back at London like going into a real life Blair Witch session except Bristol is a city too, just

 

[luka]

they studied english literature with him at 'uni'

 

[version]

 

[WashYourHands]

Salute again



Drugs out by Swindon

 

[WashYourHands]

The Wiltshire beauty spots being used for more than just walks

YOU may have had your suspicions, but did you know there are several spots near Swindon listed as prolific dogging sites?

www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk

or

swindon m4 to avebury car route - Google Search

you decide

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Alright Shameless Seamus.

 

[WashYourHands]

all authentic road trips require part of the transport being bust - electric windows, no tunes the horror - not fatally like a gearbox so you thereby invoke John Candy and a sequence of public transport routes

the M4 is boring they all are, offer a contribution, set a scene @HMGovt’s Glorious Return!

 

[luka]

there was an awkward moment when he done a minging tesco prawn sandwich fart and blamed it on Claire. they wound the windows right down to the maximum.

 

[WashYourHands]

That’s fucked it, they’ll do a turn off at Bath and return east, back to civilisation and Waitrose

 

[WashYourHands]

If we can’t invoke these journeys how can they be manifested into Jack’s consciousness, like magic

 

[WashYourHands]

not too Jeremy Deller

 

[WashYourHands]

not too William Gibson

 

[WashYourHands]

ie who controls the tunes

 

[luka]

he's in the back seat. Helen and Claire are in the front so he can't try and casually move his thigh to brush gently against on of theirs. he feels slightly infantilised by the situation.