Help Corpsey Choose a Religion

[version]

Jack recently confided in me that he was considering converting to Islam, but he said he wanted to keep his options open and have a browse around before making a decision. With that in mind, let's help out our old pal.

 

[luka]

don't know too much about it but going sikhism. get to carry a dagger about all the time and can still get pissed unlike islam.

 

[version]

I'm leaning towards Islam as I think he might benefit from the structure and rock the clothing. Satanism is too close to his current lifestyle of boundless hedonism.

 

[version]

@yyaldrin says Rastafarianism. Show your working.

 

[yyaldrin]

I just think he would look great with dreadlocks

 

[version]

I'm leaning towards Islam as I think he might benefit from the structure and rock the clothing.

 

[luka]

can you do one with a turban and one with dreads too pls

 

[version]

This is awful. He looks more like the alien from Predator than a Rasta.

 

[yyaldrin]

😂 i will read all his posts in patois now

 

[version]

 

[version]

😂 i will read all his posts in patois now

 

[WashYourHands]

Burzum satanist beanie pls

 

[craner]

Corpsey is a born Catholic convert

 

[version]

Burzum satanist beanie pls

 

[WashYourHands]

A bearskin burzum!

 

[version]

I couldn't get it to fit his head and had to start shading stuff in black and it just got bigger and bigger.

😅

 

[version]

Based on the quality of the images, Luke's winning.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I knew as soon as I saw the title that Islam would be way out in front. He's got 'white convert jihadi' written all over him, hasn't he?

 

[Mr. Tea]

This is awful. He looks more like the alien from Predator than a Rasta.

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He could combine the two looks by joining the Jamia... - no, I can't bring myself to type it.

Edit: just checked the tags, too late on that one, obvs.

 

[Clinamenic]

Well as stakeholders in this matter, what assurances have we that Corpsey will actually execute according to our majority vote?