skeng etc
Can anyone tell me what the following mean: skeng, mash and blix/blicks,
For some reason I think a skeng is a knife. Am I right?
I am presuming that a mash is either a) a machete b) a machine gun c) a mash hammer
or d) some pulverised potatoes.
In the Dizzee Rascal track "Where's the Gs" he says, rhetorically, "Where's the blix? Where's the mash?"
In "fix up, look sharp" he says something along the lines of,
"I've heard the gossip from the street to the slammer,
They're tryin to see if Dizzee stays true to his grammar,
Being a celebrity don't mean shit to me,
Fuck the glitz and glamour, hit them with the (Blitzen hammer/bricks'n'hammer/Blicks n' hammer.)
What does he say? If its Blix - what the crud is a Blix?
Also, in reference to previous references to the way in which language mutates and takes on different (even contradictory) meanings, I once overheard the following conversation.
RUDE BWOY 1) You try dat cheese cake from dat shop over the road?
RUDE BWOY 2) Yeah, bludd.
RUDE BWOY 1) I bought some yesterday bludd. It was raw, ya get me?
RUDE BWOY 2) Standard, bled. Yeah man. (licking his lips)
RUDE BWOY 1) Naah blud, it was Raaaaw!
RUDE BWOY 2) Yeah, I hear you bludd it was Raaaaaaw! (smiling)
RUDE BWOY 1) Nah, ya don't get me. I saw it, yeah, and it look like a angel had made it, bludd. Den me bit it, yeh and it had no BIScuit at da BOttom! Cheesecake s'posed to have BIScuit at the BOTtom. Ya get me it was RAAAAW! (grimacing)
RUDE BWOY 2) Aaaaah - right, it was "Raaaw!" (nods in realisation)
RUDE BWOY 1) Standard
The sight of two people shouting the word "Raw" at eachother in complete bafflement was a hilarious example of how trying to hard to keep up with cool slang can leave you looking plain stupid.
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