Barthes

[craner]

The Dematerialised Man.

You are the immaterial core of Dissensus.

 

[craner]

You will be the last person here, but in some way you were also always the first one here too.

 

[sus]

Im going to write snazzy light verse about version, to immortalize his contributions, and also, personality.

 

[sus]

You will be the last person here, but in some way you were also always the first one here too.

 

[sus]

Wow craner can really riff when he gets going, he is a Force

 

[sus]

It's intimidating being in a thread with craner when he gets going, it really inspires you to be better. With version, he always makes you feel good, he is always very supportive. Of course in isolation that sort of support can cause complacency and stagnation, but when united with intimidation, it is a catalyst, It is very catalyzing. I find.

 

[entertainment]

a shame that he's too cool for school

 

[luka]

craner is a classic case of being born 3 pints under. it's essential to ply him with alcohol then he comes alive. it's an english trait.

 

[linebaugh]

Versions ability to always be the phenomenon known as Version is most impressive to me

 

[linebaugh]

Hes right that his outlook isnt different than many his age but hes the only one who lives out there. Everyone else just takes trips

 

[linebaugh]

And hes a great guy too

 

[luka]

And hes a great guy too

craner has a visceral loathing for him. seething, white hot hate.

 

[Clinamenic]

How would the board feel about some “Crasion” fan fiction? We could have ChatGPT spit out some spicy stuff.

 

[Clinamenic]

I feel like that would be met with more demand than “Wash Your Tea” fan fiction, which in any case is playing itself out across a number of threads presently.

 

[Clinamenic]

But right around the corner may be a series of “susform” erotica, whose fandom has been patiently edging for weeks now.

 

[linebaugh]

craner has a visceral loathing for him. seething, white hot hate.

Do you think version having such respect for craner plays a part in that?

 

[WashYourHands]

I feel like that would be met with more demand than “Wash Your Tea” fan fiction, which in any case is playing itself out across a number of threads presently.

you brew tea, washing tea sounds like the Boston tea party all over again but artisanal left-coast bs

“Yes sir, we took the courtesy of washing your tea with a personalised mix of rock-salt and cold-filtered charcoal. Why sir? To remove the more asinine tannins first. Our drinking vessels steal mimic Moche bottle art, which we hope will deepen your brewing sorry tea washing experience with us, enjoy”



- “some cunt say ‘Tea’?”

 

[luka]

Do you think version having such respect for craner plays a part in that?

he doesnt really. you're misreading him. he just pretends to cos he know it winds up craner even more.

 

[Mr. Tea]

you brew tea, washing tea sounds like the Boston tea party all over again but artisanal left-coast bs

“Yes sir, we took the courtesy of washing your tea with a personalised mix of rock-salt and cold-filtered charcoal. Why sir? To remove the more asinine tannins first. Our drinking vessels steal mimic Moche bottle art, which we hope will deepen your brewing sorry tea washing experience with us, enjoy”

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- “some cunt say ‘Tea’?”

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Unbelievable. I am literally the most important thing in this sad cunt's life, aren't I?

 

[craner]

craner has a visceral loathing for him. seething, white hot hate.

This is not true. I want this stated for the archive.