Bands that don't exist, but should.

[mms]

Pfft, I like 'Common Cause'. How about a Norwegian 'white metal' band called Emmanuel or something? They could burn copies of the Satanic Bible, write lyrics about Old Testament prophets, that sort of thing.

My imaginary DJ name is Ivy Mike, I think: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivy_mike

I saw Methodist Centre last year, didn't think they were that good. It seemed a waste of two drummers to have them playing exactly the same rhythm! The fact that they're city middle-management makes them a lot cooler than I thought they were, though.

Didn't Jonathon Aitken's daughter try to launch a rap career a couple of years ago?

yes, i'm not sure if they are management, they pretend to be and they write very gay songs in an oi fashion, they did a single called i sold out to management that had an image of someone looking at gay porn on a computer in an office on the cover and a mans arse as the centre label. quite funny.

really like common cause, its made me laugh thinking names of songs and a general campaign for them.
songs like ' family and church, (are all I need)' and 'Turn off, You're pc' about left wing chat rooms, 'sinister and on my land', 'elocution solution' etc..

 

[Mr. Tea]

yes, i'm not sure if they are management, they pretend to be and they write very gay songs in an oi fashion, they did a single called i sold out to management that had an image of someone looking at gay porn on a computer in an office on the cover and a mans arse as the centre label. quite funny.

I've a CD by a joke metal band called Zimmers Hole, who apparently got the name from a now-deceased mate of theirs who used to go to parties, get riotously drunk and end up dropping his trousers, pulling his arse-cheeks apart and running backwards at the most trendy/attractive people present, so that 'Zimmer's hole' was literally chasing them around the room. The inside of the CD case is decorated with a close-up photo of a (slightly gaping) ringpiece.

 

[swears]

I fantasise a lot about a group influenced by RnB and electronica, imagine what it would sound like, etc... Sort of like Super_Collider but maybe with a bit more pop appeal.
If a band came out influenced by Timbaland or whatever, they'd be side-stepping a lot of the pitfalls of being in a *yawn* alternative band, whilst still being different. You could easily marry the most exiciting bits of RnB and "IDM" production stick some killer tunes on top and cut out all the indie/MTV2/MOR-for-teens cack that kids love so much these days.