slowtrain
Well-known member
I always hated that shite to.
One of the banks here used to have a big fucking sign on their doors that said:
"HI YOU LOOK NICE TODAY"
Goddamn that irked me.
I used to talk to one of my friends about doing the OPPOSITE of all that pandering girls blouse shit.
E.g, marketing your face wash this:
"YOUR FACE IS FUCKING HIDEOUS AS A PLACENTA LICKING SEA SLUG SNIFFING ABORTED DUCK FETUS SO USE OUR PRODUCT - IT IS FULL OF HARSH CHEMICALS AND FIVE HUNDRED BUNNIES WERE MUTILATED WHILE TESTING IT"
Actually, while thinking up those insults I realised that originally our plan was a backlash to all the 'organic natural essential oil plant squidge' products, with marketing really synthetic and fake stuff.
One of the banks here used to have a big fucking sign on their doors that said:
"HI YOU LOOK NICE TODAY"
Goddamn that irked me.
I used to talk to one of my friends about doing the OPPOSITE of all that pandering girls blouse shit.
E.g, marketing your face wash this:
"YOUR FACE IS FUCKING HIDEOUS AS A PLACENTA LICKING SEA SLUG SNIFFING ABORTED DUCK FETUS SO USE OUR PRODUCT - IT IS FULL OF HARSH CHEMICALS AND FIVE HUNDRED BUNNIES WERE MUTILATED WHILE TESTING IT"
Actually, while thinking up those insults I realised that originally our plan was a backlash to all the 'organic natural essential oil plant squidge' products, with marketing really synthetic and fake stuff.