Animal Collective

[thirdform]

Behave yourself! you want darkside, then surrender to monastic discipline and stick a flaming hot poker up your rectum.

 

[sus]

Linebaugh still hasn't mailed back my belt I might have to have him killed.

 

[luka]

hes going to wipe all weird stuff on it like smegma and snot and that

 

[luka]

Limburger did Gus remind you of one of those teenagers who have a tv show around them and they're like
a precocious kid, pulling off scams and escapades, like Dougie Howser MD

 

[luka]

 

[linebaugh]

Linebaugh still hasn't mailed back my belt I might have to have him killed.

its around my waist as I type this

 

[linebaugh]

Do I really have to send it back just yet? Its belt season. Im in a metropolitan hub and need to keep appearances

 

[sus]

I'm gonna have to have him killed.

 

[luka]

 

[luka]

hes rubbed his balls on that belt in the way craner famously rubbed his balls on matthew ingrams 'juice box' 12 inch

 

[luka]

sorry ive got it the wrong way round. it was Oliver's record and Matt rubbed his balls on it

Craner's Top 100

It's what the people are waiting for. Why? 1. His taste is impeccable, but also idiosyncratic, especially on this forum, and I'm genuinely curious as to what would qualify. 2. He always writes good stuff to accompany his COTD selections. How? I would suggest a maximum one selection per day...

www.dissensus.com

 

[linebaugh]

its so important to him because it was a gift from an ex girlfriend

 

[luka]

you dont want that old baggage lying around anyway Gus. your better off without her

 

[linebaugh]

I say move on

 

[luka]

she didnt deserve you

 

[linebaugh]

luke what was your impression of gus?

 

[luka]

i told you

 

[luka]

i mean, remember i was really in quite a strange state when i saw him but hes incerdibly odd. really very very strange.
definitely something a bit like a warped kyle mclachlan about him too.

 

[luka]

that accent for instance, ive never heard another human talk like that. Jimmy Stewart maybe in those old movies

 

[luka]

he was wearing a leather flying jacket with USA printed in massive letters on the back and arms. he had his hair, not slicked back, more like, sort of up if you know what i mean, and he had a comb in his top pocket he'd pass through his hair from time to time and make faces like he was looking in the mirror while doing it, like, hey you, looking hot