Portillo is a rubber faced cunt like Martin Clunes, but with added crimes against trousers, whereas Clunes should just be shot for Men Behaving Badly. Significant margins. And he’s mates with D Abbott ffs.
I cringe when his rail programs come on because rail travel on your hols is such a hoot. He doesn’t flout gimpy hats like Sebag-Montwhateverthefuck while regaling you about the past of a specific place, but as an ex front bench Tory he’s got some balls parading anywhere. He should have to go through a kind of hall-pass system where he has to constantly reapply to travel, thereby experiencing some Kafka-esque nightmare that could tip him into psychosis hopefully.
Whatever a post lockdown world looks like, whatever reassembles itself from these monstrous horrors, lets just put him on on the Tube forever on one never ending loop of misery where all he can eat is Dominos, preferably tied to Millwall’s home games and times too.
Tuppence worth.