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zhao

there are no accidents
worst experience: first time (17) i was so nervous i couldn't get it up :eek:

and another: too drunk to fuck is understandable, but too drunk to get head is just pathetic. i was swaying back and forth, literally holding on to her for balance. she thought it was funny and i ran to the bathroom to throw up :(
 

Gavin

booty bass intellectual
It took 8 pages until Japanese tentacle erotica? Handshakes all around.

Dammit, I swear I just got on here to find out how to download and convert youtube videos.
 
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nomadologist

Guest
Gute Nacht

I'm supposed to watch this movie about Queen Elizabeth with someone. Does this suck?
 
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nomadologist

Guest
uck. i just remembered the worst sex i ever had. it was with a 36-year-old guy when i was 18.

enough said!
 

Gavin

booty bass intellectual
God I don't even want to think about the worst sex I've ever had... actually I don't think anything was so bad to be memorable. Lots of mediocre sex though.
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
"of course she's right... i've postulated before that the more representations of sex there is in a given society, the less of it is actually going on."
Ever seen The Year of The Sex Olympics?
(If you don't know it's about a dystopian society where the main fears are overpopulation and lack of food, the powers that be (the High Drives) try and limit procreation by constantly broadcasting sex programmes (Art Sex, Sport Sex etc) and try to limit food consumption by broadcasting programmes showing gluttons eating and having food fights and the like.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Year_of_the_Sex_Olympics
 
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nomadologist

Guest
sex_olympics_lead.jpg
 

bassnation

the abyss
God I don't even want to think about the worst sex I've ever had... actually I don't think anything was so bad to be memorable. Lots of mediocre sex though.

or sex so fucked on drugs you actually forget where, who and what you are, instead drifting off into an idylic dream where a milkfloat reaches the brow of a hill with the early morning sun refracting through the trees - and then suddenly, where am i? oh i'm shagging someone. probably not the best recipe for great sex.

for me, ketamine has to be the worst for sex. i love sex and e's / coke though, for entirely different reasons.
 
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nomadologist

Guest
yeah k would be really weird and dissociative.

maybe sex on e is a guy thing? does it enhance pleasure or something for guys? it really doesn't work for me, even though touching feels good in general.
 
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nomadologist

Guest
So few of them online in color! I wondered why.

This film reminds me of a B movie I once saw where there were tons of athletes at a ranch in the future...actually, I think it was on Mystery Science Theatre 3000. If you can track down the episode it's fucking hilarious.
 

mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
I'm supposed to watch this movie about Queen Elizabeth with someone. Does this suck?

It's one of the most offensive pieces of propaganda I've ever seen, it made me so fucking angry, I'd recommend it on those grounds, may be enjoyable if you don't live here.
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I love the fact this thread was started yesterday and has already run to nine (EDIT: ten!) pages. Is this a Dissensus record, I wonder? :D
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
nonsense.

the "western" mind may have more layers of conditioning, stuffed with more bullshit, and thus harder to clear. but that's as far as the difference goes.

Hmm, you never heard of feng shui, huh?

And this:
western culture is just a mutated version of eastern culture. all civilization came from Persia. and all of us come from Africa.
is just offensively stupid. 'Civilisation' is constantly being created and re-invented. Do you mean that agriculture was discovered in Persia, or something? (Because that was the Fertile Crescent, not Persia, but never mind). And if many of your other posts are anything to go by, wasn't this a terrible thing, anyway?
 

bassnation

the abyss
yeah k would be really weird and dissociative.

maybe sex on e is a guy thing? does it enhance pleasure or something for guys? it really doesn't work for me, even though touching feels good in general.

well its more sensual than sexual, but sex feels great on it too. maybe not at the peak (which is a bit disorientating to say the least, plus impossible to reach orgasm as a guy - but maybe thats not such a bad thing). but certainly on the way down one of the best experiences if you ask me.

also worth a try: ghb (be careful with this tho.) - staggeringly good if combined with e and sex, plus 2cb which ramps up tactility to space-age levels.

although pretty much anything works for me i have to say, bar disassociatives. i think its got more to do with my mind sometimes, than the drugs themselves.

as an aside, are you a woman? don't take offense but i kind of figured you were a gay man for some reason.
 
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martin

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I like getting a girl to consume 10 bowls of Sugar Puffs before pissing copiously into my mouth, it reminds me of the sort of sweet, warm, novelty drink I'd probably have enjoyed as a child had Thatcher not robbed my generation of milk.
 
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