favourite headline ever

[Mr. Tea]

The difficulty of dealing with groping

 

[Mr. Tea]

Canvey Island school bans triangle shaped flapjacks

 

[Webstarr]

Apple and banana bandit strikes at East Yorkshire property

 

[IdleRich]

http://www.9news.com/news/article/327731/188/Father-shoots-dog-to-recover-sons-finger-from-stomach

 

[Mr. Tea]

It's from today's edition, so it's not an April fool:

US city* makes it illegal not to own a gun

*dunno how a 'city' has a population of 1,300 - I grew up in a village bigger than that...

 

[Patrick Swayze]

It's from today's edition, so it's not an April fool:

US city* makes it illegal not to own a gun

*dunno how a 'city' has a population of 1,300 - I grew up in a village bigger than that...

However, it contains no penalties and exempts anyone who objects, convicted felons and those with certain mental and physical disabilities.

so if they pass the law they simultaneously disqualify themselves

 

[Mr. Tea]

so if they pass the law they simultaneously disqualify themselves

You can only get out of flying missions if you're declared mentally unfit, but not wanting to fly missions is eminently sensible and therefore a sure of sign of mental fitness, so you have to fly missions.

 

[Patrick Swayze]

You can only get out of flying missions if you're declared mentally unfit, but not wanting to fly missions is eminently sensible and therefore a sure of sign of mental fitness, so you have to fly missions.

there must be a catchier way of expressing this

 

[Mr. Tea]

I got u a camel, but i eated it

 

[Sectionfive]

lol at the telegraph

 

[Mr. Tea]

Woman found guilty of assaulting police officer with quiche

 

[Webstarr]

Texas teacher claims she couldn’t have fondled black student because she’s racist

 

[Mr. Tea]

You'd have thought "because I'm not a paedophile" would have been the smarter plea there...

 

[Mr. Tea]

‘Nazi salute’ Ukip candidate Alex Wood ‘was impersonating a pot plant’, Nigel Farage says

 

[Slothrop]

Stolen gorilla head turns up at Cambridge pub after being won in game of pool
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/New...-being-won-in-game-of-pool-20130503060000.htm

 

[Leo]

DJ cleared of manslaughter of man who had penis drawn on face

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/apr/29/dj-cleared-manslaughter-penis-face

ok, not my "favorite headline ever" and it's certainly a sad story, but what an odd combination of words. and why the seemingly gratuitous description of him being a DJ?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Because everyone knows DJS are CRAZY, like oh man you never know WHAT those guys are going to do next!!! Like kill someone, for instance!!

 

[Webstarr]

CCTV captures woman dressed as Incredible Hulk in fight outside York McDonalds

 

[Webstarr]

Bacon and Egg Arsonist Jailed

 

[Mr. Tea]

Bacon and Egg Arsonist Jailed

Are they quite sure they made enough mention of the unspecified DRUGS he was on?