favourite headline ever

[IdleRich]

 

[Mr. Tea]

I assume this is meant to say "antisemitism task force", but it's a very fortuitous typo.

 

[Clinamenic]

 

[william_kent]

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yeah, heard that before in the 80s

the 'smartest' guys I knew were maybe 'socially awkward", dickheads used to say "if they are so clever why aren't they working for evil corporation" and I'd have to defend them by saying that they aren't CUNTS like you want to be

 

[IdleRich]

British Airways Pilot Back In The Skies After Snorting Coke Off Woman’s Breasts Before 11-Hour Flight​

What a ledge eh?

 

[Mr. Tea]

In further aviation-related news:

RAF engineers charged with stealing Paddington Bear bench statue

Jars of marmalade, sandwiches and poems have been left at the scene in creator’s home town

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[Mr. Tea]

This one's pretty great.

CBS News anchors slammed over ‘rawdogging’ comment about papal conclave

The anchors were discussing the rules of the conclave when the term was used

www.independent.co.uk

 

[GhostofKinski]

A pair of well-known classics from this side...

NY Daily News when President Ford refused to provide federal bailout of NYC's fiscal crisis in the 70s: "Ford to City: Drop Dead"

NY Post on a grisly 1997 murder: "Headless Woman in Topless Bar"

The Post is the headline goat.

One of the other memorable ones for me was when the military shot down one of the al quada bigshots. It had a picture of his dead face and read: Warm up the Virgins!

 

[version]

Yesterday's front page was a funny one.

 

[GhostofKinski]

There was one with a matador getting gored with a photo of the bulls horn going in under his jaw and out his mouth.
The Headline: H-OLE!

 

[Mr. Tea]

Yesterday's front page was a funny one.

It's like Gus and Stan rolled into one person.

 

[hmg]

Hello! First time poster here

Woman’s seven-year nightmare after partner ‘farted in my face’​

A “joke” from an ex-partner left a woman in seven years of pain because of the “worst thing I have ever smelled”.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/womans-sevenyear-nightmare-after-partner-farted-in-my-face/news-story/549c3518e62f83f62999e6bd635437bb

 

[Mr. Tea]

Hello! First time poster here

Woman’s seven-year nightmare after partner ‘farted in my face’​

A “joke” from an ex-partner left a woman in seven years of pain because of the “worst thing I have ever smelled”.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/womans-sevenyear-nightmare-after-partner-farted-in-my-face/news-story/549c3518e62f83f62999e6bd635437bb

FFS, Christine, I said I was sorry. 🙄

 

[william_kent]

supreme clickbait

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[version]

Isn't that JD Vance?

 

[GhostofKinski]

Isn't that JD Vance?

Either that or Jesus really let himself go.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Isn't that JD Vance?

Squarepusher, I think.