There used to be a guy in our school called Meurig, and he was the classic, handsome, plaster-brained everyman who always exists everywhere, never the school bully but always on good terms with the bullies, never bullied but an object of fun for all of those in the school with more than half a brain. (And, of course, a hit with girls from early on.)
One of the things we would do with him periodically, just to check the Universe was still in order, was ask him, "Who's your favourite member of Eternal, Meurig?"
Every time, without fail, and with no sense of self-irony or awareness (or malice), never remembering that we'd asked him before, he'd reply, "the white one."