smoking on a hot hot day: it's tfw you light your cig and you can't see the flame or smoke as the sun is so intense, you can't tell if it's smouldering or dead, you take a drag and can't taste the smoke properly as the air is so hot anyway, your fag is at risk of sogginess from the sweat on your nose and top lip, which hits your cig and evaporates instantly leaving a shrivelled and tide marked butt that's turning your fingers brown, it seems to burn down extra fast, you are a smoker so you want to burn the world but it's already on fire