Corpsey's corpsepaint metalhead thread

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In this thread @Corpsey will detail his exploration of the metal genre. From humble beginnings listening to Tool, he will recreate himself as a connoisseur of heaviness in real time, as we cheer him on.

 

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[Corpsey]

The MIGHTY Machinhead

 

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He's already made a prodigious leap forward in going directly from Tool to respected stoner freaks Sleep - what next?!

 

[Corpsey]

One of my best mates who used to listen to rap and dancehall with me has gone through a several year phase of listening to black metal and inflicting it on us. The songs are all about 10 minutes long.

And I like some of it tbh although the stupid screechy vocals usually ruin it for me.

 

[Corpsey]

I'd like to see Luka's face when I set up a speaker opposite his typewriter on the South Bank and started pumping this one out

 

[Corpsey]

He'll have been so happy to see me praising a line of his poetry and then he sees me defaming myself like this.

As you all know I'm a dedicated bodybuilder and I listen to metal when I'm weightlifting for maximum armgains.

 

[Corpsey]

I like someSodom



Thrash metal is great except for the solos which are terrible.

This will all fit into my new persona as buff skyrim mage

 

[Corpsey]

I think the vocals in metal are often if not always the worst thing about it.

 

[Corpsey]

This one goes out to my good friend the limburger

 

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This one goes out to my good friend the limburger

I was watching their Woodstock '99 set last night. A real artifact.

 

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I was just talking about how the refusal of the mainstream media to acknowledge that Fred Durst is now wearing a wig is a blatant instance of bald phobia

theyre calling it a 'hair cut' or 'new look'

 

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[Leo]

 

[Corpsey]

I was watching their Woodstock '99 set last night. A real artifact.

Of course you were

 

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HBO just released a documentary about that festival. It does sound like a nightmare, but the film looks terrible too. They were going for a "Trump's America" thing in the trailer, also everyone talking in hindsight like "Oh, I absolutely knew what was going to happen. I could tell from the start."

 

[Corpsey]

Surely there is a link between eminem/limp bizkit/south park etc. and trump?

All great, misunderstood men.

 

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the Bread Durst memes were funny for about a second

 

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Anyone seen the film he directed based on his irl experiences with a stalker?

The Fanatic (2019) - IMDb

The Fanatic: Directed by Fred Durst. With John Travolta, Devon Sawa, Ana Golja, Jacob Grodnik. A rabid film fan stalks his favorite action hero and destroys the star's life.

www.imdb.com

 

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Anyone seen the film he directed based on his irl experiences with a stalker?

The Fanatic (2019) - IMDb

The Fanatic: Directed by Fred Durst. With John Travolta, Devon Sawa, Ana Golja, Jacob Grodnik. A rabid film fan stalks his favorite action hero and destroys the star's life.

www.imdb.com

haha no but sounds amazing. on a different tip rob zombie from white zombie has made some quality slasher films